Top 20 Lines From "Predator"
20) "You're a ugly motherfucker."
19) "You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt."
18) "What's this fucking tie business?"
17) "I'm gonna' cut your name right into him."
16) "We. Hit. Nothing."
15) "That's a bullshit psyche job. There's two or three men out there at the most. Fuckin' lizard."
14) "Son of a bitch is dug in like a Alabama tick."
13) "We're all gonna' die."
12) "Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!"
11) "This shit makes Cambodia look like Kansas."
10) "If it bleeds, we can kill it."
9) "Jesus, you killed a pig… Think you coulda' found something bigger?"
8) "You got time to duck?"
7) "I ain't got time to bleed."
6) "You're ghostin' us, motherfucker."
5) "Maybe you better put her on a leash, agent-man."
4) "Come on in, you fuckers. Old Painless is waitin'."
3) "Get to da' chaaaaaappaaaaaahhhhh!"
1) "Billy! The other day I went to my girlfriend… I said, 'You know I'd like a little pussy.' She said, 'Me too, mine's as big as a house!'"
Abe Sauer is seeing Predators right now!
I really needed this right now.
#'I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED' HAS BEEN HEINOUSLY MISREPRESENTED HERE, #NOW DO 'COMMANDO'
1. I lied.
Pfffft. #1 "You know when I was a boy rock-n-roll came to East Germany. The communists said it was subversive…. Maybe they were right."
Yeah, strap this on your "sore ass", Blain.
Replace 'Predator' with 'the Senate – it's fun!
I'm pretending #4 is Pat Leahy.
#11 is McCain.
I like to attribute them to Blagoavich (on trial in Chicago right now.) A lot of these aren't too far off.
#6 is McConnell, howling at the specter of Ted Kennedy.
#2 HAS to be zombie LBJ.
Based on occupational hazards, I'm guessing #1 is David Vitter.
"What's the matter, Dillon? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"
I have "Get to da choppaaaahh!" as my ringtone.
I first heard No. 1 attributed to Tallulah Bankhead, in response to a come-on from a guy in an elevator.
Also, I keep hearing "I ain't got time to bleed" to the tune of "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" by the Temptations.
This is as good a time as any to say that Predator II is VASTLY underrated.
As a Gary Busey connoisseur, I must agree.
It was probably Danny Glover's best part. He wasn't too old for that shit, when a 7 foot tall alien was trying to fuck him up.
El Scorpio is reeeeaadyyyyyy!
Abe – THANK YOU.
But what about "Steeck arouwnd"… You know, when he stabs that guy up against a wall? Is that Predator or Commando?
Commando!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDztrw_0N8M
"Stick around" sucked compared the rest of the Predator lines. It was so… "Running Man."
Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?
I'DLOVETOSEEYOUEATTHATANTIRUNNINGMANCOMMENTBUTIHOPEYOULEAVEENOUGHROOMFORMYFISTBECAUSEIAMGOINGTORAMITDOWNYOURSTOMACHANDBREAKYOURGODDAMNSPINE!!!
"You're ghostin' us mothafucka. I don't care who you are back in the world. You give up our position one more time, I'll bleed you. Real quiet."
Yeah, idiot, like #6? Christ.
Turn around…
Listicle Without Commentary: Random Thoughts Running Through Abe's Head at Any Moment of the Day
I admit that on paper, "Billy, give me a way out of this hole" doesn't look like much.
But my god, if you had posted audio clips it would have won, hands down. There was something magical about that one, yesserie.
Well argued.
No "So, you cooked up a story, and dropped the six of us in a meat grindah"?
Yes, yes. A thousand times yes!
May I also take this opportunity to point out that, Cobra? AMAZING movie. It's like all the cocaine snorted in a studio executive's office suddenly materialized in screenplay format.
Stallone wrote that script.
So, yes.
Wow! Wonder what he thinks of his baby nowadays. Seen today, it plays out like an astute, well-crafted (and completely unintentional!) homage to/parody of…itself.
At the movies last week, I saw Stallone hawking his new movie, Old Fuckers (or something) during the ads. Dude looks liked his own Madame Tussaud's statue these days.
California grindcore band Graf Orlock takes all of their lyrics from 80s action movies. Here is their song "Dutch And the Demon": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZyzdGatDVU
Here are the lyrics:
"I don't care who you are, back in the world, I'll bleed you. Real quiet and leave you here. I ain't got time to bleed. You got time to duck? Bunch of slack jawed fuckers around here. This shit will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus. Turn around, over here, anytime. I never knew how much I missed this shit, what's with the fucking tie business? CIA's got you pushing too many pencils?"
Maybe nobody but me cares, but I think these guys are geniuses.
#2 is one of the reasons I'm gay. I'm sure of it.