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Knifeless, Bottleless Yobs Try Glassing With Keys
The other day a gang of jobless local yobs attacked two "charity walk" trainers, who were clad in workout gear, for being too fancy-but the attacking chav pack had no knives or bottles. The fancy do-gooders are named Fraser and Gareth, so, well, in England, they basically had it coming. But it's not just the youngs who are running this class war! "'There was an older bloke of about 40 and at first when he walked up I thought "Thank God, there's an adult who will calm things down' said Gareth. 'But then I saw he had a key in his hand and he slashed my cheek.'" Margaret Thatcher, where are you?
I'm just going to take a guess and say Margaret is still looking for her keys…like she has been for the past 10 years.
Clearly she's off on a "very special ride" in Car 54.
"One of the thugs yelled out: 'Worthy w*****s' before pelting the walkers with stones causing them to flee down the canal path."
Since when does the Daily Mail censor "wanker"?
Also, worthy? That sounds like a compliment to me.
@Mantooth: I think they were censoring "walker".
@C-Ro: No joke? In my bleary-eyed state, I swear that was the first word I thought of!
Do they owe us a living?
Who do they think they are fooling: you?
Whoa, Choire, a little warning for the imagery–I was just expecting to see some clean gents in pressed Stella McCartney for Adidas tracksuits!