You know what the police in Howell, New Jersey were thinking July 12th, when they got the APB about $500 worth of scrap metal being stolen from an auto repair shop on Route 9: Bubbles is using again. But lo, further details emerged."Police say they are on the lookout for suspects in a theft of about $500 worth of scrap metal from a Route 9 auto repair business," reports the Asbury Park Press. "They may have been driving a pickup truck with a number of distinct markings and adornments, including a bullhorn hood ornament, said Detective Anthony Romano on Monday." So police in New Jersey are on the lookout for Boss Hogg.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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Transplanting The Dukes of Hazzard to NJ opens up a whole turnpike of narrative possibility.
The Real Dukes of Hazzard of New Jersey.
Yes, but does the horn on their Iroc play "Livin' on a Prayer" or "December 1963?"
Instead of a Confederate flag, I bet they have a the cover art to Slippery When Wet on their roof.
Sadly, Uncle Jesse's meth lab doesn't bring in enough to keep Daisy off the pole.
Uncle Jesse's pole doesn't do enough to keep Daisy off the meth.