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In Case You Didn't Know, It's Pretty Hot Out There
It's pretty hot on the East Coast, just like it was 100 years ago at this time! Highs are expected to fall just short of the three-digit mark, although this is one of those sorts of situations where you don't want the New York way of overachieving for the sole purpose of making a point to rear its head. Anyway, jalapenos for everyone! ("They put out a tremendous amount of heat and it turns on the body's natural coolant." I would think they would also add to my already-extant vague nausea, but this is why I'm not a doctor!)
Swelling prostates!!11!! How did they find time to update the list hourly?
Heat prostitution for heat prostitution whores.
Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOeTcGjRDA
I'd like to sup with my baby tonight,fulfill the cup with my baby tonight, but I ain't up for my baby tonight,'cause it's too darn hot.
It's all about hydration.
I'm telling you, I had a mason-jar full of iced tea that was never empty yesterday, and by the time the sun went down I was feeling pretty…
Oh.
There is something to be said for days when you don't even have to try to look presentable.
THIS.
it's hotter than the hubs on a hell wagon down here.
And once again it is a beautiful, cool day in Los Angeles. Suck it, East Coast.
We do not care to suck it, darling. You're in terrible debt, you're polluted, and you're…too…big.
No need to get personal! I'm big boned!
Here in the office, I've been singing the tropical heatwave song that Marilyn sings in "There's No Business Like Show Business," but I am not allowed to wear that cute outfit, sadly.
I just had jalapenos with my lunch-tacos and IT TOTALLY WORKED!!!