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"He swooned and sighed, 'Oh, left hand third finger, don't do it.' It was just so eloquent and poetic and like one of his songs."
-There is NOTHING about this article that doesn't make me sad, and I'm sure it will give Awl pal Maura Johnston a continuing series of aneurysms, but here you go: Morrissey (yes, that one) has supposedly advised Russell Brand and Katy Perry against marrying. Also, Katy thinks Russ is too into Britpop. And a bunch of other stuff. At this point your best-case scenario for optimism is to hope that, like most of the stories in the British tabs, this is somehow made up.
One happy part about the article was that I could read it from all the way across the room, without glasses.
You're not the one for me, Titties.
Wait, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
They are remaking Arthur?!?!?!?
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I think maybe it's this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169414/
Specifically they're remaking this episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zLQ54M-zpw
You're welcome.
permission to terminate granted
God love him, but I wouldn't take relationship advise from Morrissey.
Um he's pretty much the only person in the world I would take relationship advice from.
In my mind, Morrissey is a relationship-advice superhero, redirecting bad relationship ideas with a pithy bit of irrefutable poetry before heading off to the next crisis. Faster than a flicked cigarette butt! Able to mope over tall buildings in a single slouch! Up in the sky! It's Relationship Morrissey!
And really, isn't Morrissey just saying what anyone with a lick of common sense is thinking?
Could someone explain the strange ellipses in the caption there?
I'm more concerned about them fixing the spelling of Morrissey in the headline.
Oh and while we're speaking of headlines! Can we all stand up and give Alex Balk a round of appluase for his? BECAUSE IT'S A NICE THING TO DO, THAT'S WHY.
I SECOND THIS EMOTION.
"Dour?" Gordon Brown is dour, Morrissey is just mopey.
'We can't have a Mr Misery like you messing things up.'
Thereby revealing she knows nowt about the bridegroom. Or about geniuses.
Christ, no wonder he's started chain-smoking.
At least Russ is no longer chain-heroining.
No meaningful freshman year for Russ the autodidact.
At least she's working on his musical taste. We're decade into the 21st century – time to move on from those "meaningful freshman year" albums Brandy.
Thanks for the Great Primate Wars of 2012 shout-out on Wonketee!
No biggie, just doing my part for the Movement.
Heaven knows they're miserable now.
william, it really was nothing
or was really
Oh, he knows it's going to happen someday.
Some girls are bigger than others.
He knows so much about these things.
All I'm gonna say is that I am NOT SURPRISED that the most annoying pop star on the planet is an Animal Collective fan.
"New Stuff! …like the YeahYeahYeahs."
related: http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=110301