"'The bear promptly went inverted, with feet in the air, growling and crying at the same time, flailing with his feet,' Parker said. 'He actually rolled off the porch.' When it was done, the bear sat up, shook his head, seemingly to regain his wits, and then bolted 'faster than any bear I've ever seen,' he said."
-Police Lt. Dave Parker describes tasing a "problem bear" which was spotted messing around with a fish fryer on the porch of a home in Anchorage's Hillside neighborhood. Parker hopes the tasing "will keep the bear out of further mischief."
Friday, July 23, 2010
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Please tase all humans leaving fish fryers on their porches in Alaska. Thx
...and after tasing invert them.
Jail time is the only thing that gets through to problem bears.
missed this one from sitka:
At 10:41 p.m. a caller reported a bear ripped the gate off her porch and ran into the woods in the 1700 block of Edgecumbe Drive. Fish and Game was advised. She called back at 12:05 a.m. to report her gate was back in place, and that it might have been a person, not a bear, who disturbed the gate.
sincerely,
the alaska reader