Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010
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The Upside Of Castration

No nuts for you, FarinelliHere is a piece suggesting that the castrati of the Baroque period-"thousands of pre-pubescent boys… castrated to preserve their youthful, high-pitched voices and allow them to pursue singing careers"-were actually fortunate to undergo the procedure. The reasoning here is that life in 17th century Italy was often brutal, particularly for the poor, but even those castrati who did not achieve the same stardom and wealth as some of their peers were still provided with a first-rate musical education and were able to make a decent living singing in church choirs. An argument is also made that, in an age when primogeniture was the rule, siblings of the firstborn child inherited nothing, and had few other viable prospects. Finally, it is suggested that, "in our post-Freudian society," sexual gratification is far more important than it was during the era of the castrato, so perhaps we are overstating the impact of the procedure on the boys. These are all excellent points, until you consider the part where THESE KIDS HAD THEIR NUTS CUT OUT. I mean, come on. [Via]

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katalist (#973)

The dedicated journalists of Slate.com are kicking themselves right now.

deepomega (#1,720)

BEAT ME TO IT

La Cieca (#1,110)

in the balls.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Also, the complete lack of 17th century pain management, especially as pertains to anaesthetics during operations, probably worked to their advantage. Somehow.

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Yeah, I can't imagine a better career move than undergoing gonad surgery in an age when they thought infections were caused by demons.

untitled HD (#4,555)

You mean, like Christian Scientists?

A.R. Chrisman (#2,964)

So you're saying these kids were preadapted to castration?

I kept my nuts but my older brother still got to ride in the front seat. The cause of younger siblings continues.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Yes, but in re the keeping of the nuts, our situation has improved over time.

Hirham (#1,709)

When Kingsley Amis wrote a book about this, he reckoned the worst thing would be the decline of the boy's compositional potential.
Which, again, HIS NUTS WOULD ALSO BE CUT OUT.

And all the anti-circumcision people whine about a bit of foreskin.

kneetoe (#1,881)

(Some) people had more balls back in the day.

saythatscool (#101)

Nut up or shut up.

BadUncle (#153)

You don't want to get sacked.

La Cieca (#1,110)

On the other hand, Balk, the castrati "were notorious for their sexual adventures, …presumably able to overcome liabilities like an underdeveloped penis and variable erectile function."

Alex Balk (#4)

WHY ARE YOU DIRECTING THAT AT ME?

kneetoe (#1,881)

@Balk: I think it's a conditional proposition. If I were you, I'd go for it, Bro.

@Alex: They ate a lot of rich ladies, in other words. The husbands were all, "He's ball-free, what harm can come of it?"

ow that hurt (#3,919)

I think I have just laughed for the first time in four days.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Can't have kids, but he can sing to his Cara Sposa.

HiredGoons (#603)

Oh, those people had their priorities ALL MIXED UP.

HiredGoons (#603)

(mixed nuts)

The goyim. Go figure.

HiredGoons (#603)

I had the same thought actually.

I knew that ya would!

iplaudius (#1,066)

It’s hard to put a price on balls, true, but do you have any idea how faaaaaaaaaabulous the star castrati were?

They were fabulous, but back up a moment, darling.

They were quite doughy and hairless. They probably had weak hearts, and they definitely had weak muscles. They were probably prone to depression. And: They probably smelled awful.

Team Testosterone.

But you know they had a nice head of hair well into old age.

La Cieca (#1,110)

If you think having testosterone addresses any of those problems, you haven't dated lately.

ow that hurt (#3,919)

Are we talking about Balk again, because really, that's not fair..

@Cieca: "Dated"? That's quaint.

Kudos on the surgically correct "cut out" and not the colloquial "cut off!"

Baroness (#273)

In 17th century Italy, they might also have had long lives because they never got a knife in the back while they were fucking someone else's wife.

untitled HD (#4,555)

So, what does an over-the-hill 'castrati' do? Late night cable commercials?
Folsom Street Fair? Performance Art?

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