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Parents Give Their Child World-Record-Breaking Wedgie
The quote that sums up a 10-year-old's attempt to break the world record of wearing the most underpants at one time: "By the time he had on 195 pairs, Jack's feet were asleep, so they laid him down and kept going." He only ("only"??) had 20 pairs to go in order to reach the record-breaking threshold. [Via]
NOW I HATE PEOPLE TODAY
I wanted to hate them, but then the kid asked people to help an injured vet. No fair!
Haha! Take that, Roger Federer.
Nice to see that young boys are also taught that they must suffer for beauty.
Where "beauty" = "their parents' humiliation on the internet"
Fruit of the Loon.
Just wait till their daughter's turn. Hooweee.
Yes, her little arms will fall asleep instead of her legs. Charming!
And now he's also The World's Safest Altar Boy
indeed
The contextual ads have recently been terrifyingly absurd and spot-on. Almost as if they're being selected as carefully as the lead image.
Like right now? Men's spanx.
I swear, some of those have got to be altered T-Shirts. There is no way underwear comes that… oh, right, America.
*hork!*
What is he putting on under there??
(LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back!
I was thinking "this really going to come back and haunt this poor bastard in college." And then I realized that his wearing underpants has given the parents their proudest moment. So the only college this kid is going to is Devry Institute.
Still, he's not going to enjoy Jr. High.
On the plus side, if he sticks to this style, he won't be getting wedgies.
There comes a point where 200+ layers of underwear just becomes one giant diaper.