Friday, June 4th, 2010
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Hoax McRibble Too Beautiful To Exist

Screen shot 2010-06-04 at 8.04.51 AMSad news (for wild animals that eat out of dumpsters): "The McRibble," as glorious and end-of-the-empire and probable as it may sound, is a hoax, McDonald's tells Consumerist. Sure it is. The truth is out there, etc.

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C_Webb (#855)

Not true. I dated Hoax McRibble. Made a mean Negroni, but meowed a lot. Odd.

KarenUhOh (#19)

Hambuggered.

dado (#102)

I'm looking forward to the McDLT-party.

The McDLT was a revolution to my ~10yo self. Hot side hot! Cold side cold! Mayo. Of course!

iplaudius (#1,066)

I lived in such a redneck town I was called a fag for ordering the McDLT. But that didn’t stop me.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

Never trust a fake clown and a smile.

iplaudius (#1,066)

That food is poison.

I just heard about a leaked campaign in Paris for the McRibbit.

belltolls (#184)

I will bet the new Mini-Big Mac is a hoax too.

Joe Gallagher (#4,773)

I can't believe we fell for this rib herring.

Pandemic Endemic (#3,825)

The McRibble was recalled right before it hit the market because of high amounts of cadmium (how else did you think they made the sauce a glowing red?).

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