This Just In Hoax McRibble Too Beautiful To Exist by Choire Sicha June 4, 2010 Sad news (for wild animals that eat out of dumpsters): “The McRibble,” as glorious and end-of-the-empire and probable as it may sound, is a hoax, McDonald’s tells Consumerist. Sure it is. The truth is out there, etc. facebook twitter google+ pinterest email Oh hi. I work here and enjoy cats and cat-related news. Read more by Choire Sicha on The Awl Here's Which Way Your Favorite Gawker Editor Is Voting in the Secret Union Ballot!Here's the Email Everyone Got about Fusion CEO Isaac Lee and All His Buddies at WorkCan A Gay Wedding Even Have Pizza?Primitive Tim, America's Next HeroWhat Time Is Spring Break, Four Loko? Fast Food McRibble Nightmares Sad From Our Partners A Long Chat with Brett Morgen, Director of "Montage of Heck" The Mind of a Teen Bot an unslakable thirst Negroni Weak From Our Partners Will Your Cats Do Yoga? Culture (and TV) Bryan Ferry and Todd Terje, "Johnny and Mary" ethical living Your Contribution to the California Drought and the End Times From Our Partners How to Eat Sushi Collective Jargoning Here's Which Way Your Favorite Gawker Editor Is Voting in the Secret Union Ballot!