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Hoax McRibble Too Beautiful To Exist
Sad news (for wild animals that eat out of dumpsters): "The McRibble," as glorious and end-of-the-empire and probable as it may sound, is a hoax, McDonald's tells Consumerist. Sure it is. The truth is out there, etc.
Not true. I dated Hoax McRibble. Made a mean Negroni, but meowed a lot. Odd.
Hambuggered.
I'm looking forward to the McDLT-party.
The McDLT was a revolution to my ~10yo self. Hot side hot! Cold side cold! Mayo. Of course!
I lived in such a redneck town I was called a fag for ordering the McDLT. But that didn’t stop me.
Never trust a fake clown and a smile.
That food is poison.
I just heard about a leaked campaign in Paris for the McRibbit.
I will bet the new Mini-Big Mac is a hoax too.
I can't believe we fell for this rib herring.
The McRibble was recalled right before it hit the market because of high amounts of cadmium (how else did you think they made the sauce a glowing red?).