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Matt Drudge, Polytheist Meteorologist
Finally, an explanation of what Drudge believes in instead of global warming. I can't exactly say I'm surprised.
I don't care how many tie-ins they do; we all know the Thor movie is going to suck.
Meteorologist.
He tried to find a God that accepted closeted hypocrisy, but there were just so many he couldn't pick just one.
I call him Miles Klee and he is taint-punching God!
Everyone knows you can't blame any PARTICULAR weather event on the anger/lack of anger of the gods. You have to look at long term trends. Jeez, science anyone?
The right knows that science is a east coast liberal conspiracy.