Sexual Innuendoes Having To Do With Candy That Were Omitted, For Time, From Katy Perry's "California Gurls" Video


• Katy Perry bends over to allow suited day traders to snort colored sugar off her back with Pixy Stix straws.
• Katy Perry solders together both of the Twix bars that come in the wrapper to make a candy version of a double dildo, then shrugs.
• Katy Perry uses Circus Peanuts to dab up the excess moisture from her stomach after her sex partner ejaculates on it.
• Katy Perry puts a roll of Necco wafers up her butt.
• Katy Perry accepts a Werther’s Original from her grandpa-sexily!
• Katy Perry bites into a York Peppermint Pattie. Her nipples get hard and then turn into Mike and Ikes. A bird flies by and eats the Mike and Ike nipples. She screams in pain as her candy nipples are ripped off her body, and bleeds real blood.
• Katy Perry binges on baking chocolate she keeps in the pantry to dull the pain of a sex life without intimacy.
• Katy Perry pretends she is blowing a PayDay.
• Katy Perry wears sexy high heeled shoes made out of Toblerone.
• Katy Perry takes off her underpants to reveal that she has a bag of fun-size Hershey miniatures-like the kind you get at the drugstore for Halloween-where her vagina ought to be.

Apparently it is called "Ski Poling"


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