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SO MANY QUESTIONS: "A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he 'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then escaped on a bulldozer." [Via]
This is just like the interchangeable pages of my kid's current favorite book, "Bad Guys Beware."
Call the Mad Libs Crime Squad!
"Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon!"
Imagine what he will do when he finds out Wally World is closed for cleaning.
Sounds like part of an initiation ritual to me.
Quick, somebody Ice that Bro.
I think it's just a lightning round ender on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Were any sausages harmed in this incident? I would hope nein.
That would be the wurst part.
Check the links.
Clearly, this guy was just being a brat.
He was being such a sour kraut.
I Sopressatapose that this kid is full of baloney.
Was the puppy a weiner dog?
How the hell is that news? That happens every goddamn summer.
Is there anyone left in Bavaria who hasn't thrown a puppy at this point?
Coming soon to a theater near you: BULLDOZER TO MUNICH.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a spokesman for local police.
How could it be any clearer?
Because there wasn't an eel handy, clearly.
My point exactly.
@STC: As a dog lover, I have to say if it had been a poodle I'd be okay with tossing it.
Oh I toss it most days in front of animals, scrolly. This is how I roll.
@scroll_lock: I feel similarly, if it had been a bichon frise.
@STC: You meant *behind* animals, perv, because I saw you.
@Garge: Let me help you toss that pooch- it's all in the wrist.
A bulldozer? Holy shit, that's just weird! Oh, wait, no, I got bulldozer confused with tractor.
That's one quick bulldozer that can outrun Harleys. Or do Teutonic bikers ride Vespas or something?
I don't believe Uncle Fritz gave chase. It sounds as though they were as confused as the rest of us.
ROCKET BULLDOZER. Two words which have longed to be combined for as long as I have lived.
How was Bavaria?
Surprisingly low on motorcycle chases. I guess the popular Hollywood image of Bavaria as full of roughneck s&m bikers constantly having races and also running battles on the desert highways, looking for the last remnants of gasoline in the post-apocalyptic nightmarescape, wasn't quite accurate.
Why outrun them when you can overrun them?
I think you are confusing it with Jupiter Island.
Damn Germans and their fetishes.
"He added that the student had been suffering from depression."
I am really jealous. My depression leads to inaction, unless you consider watching serialized dramas based on modern literature ad nauseum 'action'.
Maybe depression is different for Germans?
"Depression for Germans" usually ends a LOT worse.
@garge: My Dinner With Andre: The Sitcom qualifies as activity! Conversational Activity.
Wait, has anybody heard from deepomega recently?
Unfortunately I might have to lay low for a while. A group of Bavarian separatists is gonna take me in while I write up my manifesto and start constructing my puppy-firing rocketdozer.
Shit, you joined the Schnauzer-Meinhof gang?
Wait, Alex. Are people not using the term "mooned" anymore, making it necessary to use quote marks? What of my beloved "streaked"?
*puts down first edition of "The Joy of Sex," adjusts Leo medallion, turns over "The Best of the Guess Who" on the turntable*
Obviously, "mooned" didn't stand the test of time; good thing the Times banned it.
These days we kids call it an "ass tweet".
Ray Stevens is back. He's ready to work. He's ready to make amends.
@say: He is writing pro-Arizona ditties.
I was hoping for a Jerry Read revival–'cause when you're hot, you're hot–but sadly, that was not meant to be.
After Smokey and the Bandit 3: Revolutions, he was just too beautiful for this world. He is missed.
I think this whole incident was lifted from some Richard Scarry book. Busy world indeed!
The story lines for the new season of Dr. Who are really out there.