It's a candy-colored world this morning! There is a remarkable article in the Times about three new Ring Pop-inspired fragrances that are coming out under the auspices of Mariah Carey. But they are far more sophisticated than one might imagine.
"We think it will bring an even younger customer into the Mariah Carey franchise," Ms. Dodge said. The Lollipop Bling line will be advertised in youth-oriented publications where ads for the celebrity's fragrances had not previously appeared, like Seventeen and Teen Vogue. But Ms. Dodge emphasized that these "are not your typical teeny-bopper fragrances."Read that one again. Still amazing, right?While the scents "take a candy element as a thread to be woven in a fragrance," they do so in a way that "elevates candy into a prestige environment," she said.
Laurent Le Guernec, a perfumer at International Flavors and Fragrances Inc. who designed the fragrances, said that while typical candy flavors like grape and banana have "cheap and very common" scents, he was able to build on the Blue Raspberry Ring Pop flavor for one fragrance, Ribbon. Into the "juiciness and sweetness notes" of that flavor Mr. Le Guernec said he layered floral notes.

If they made those rings stretchy and made the base of the "jewel" vibrate, I think they might be able to find an entirely different market for the candy. Scents aside.
Before I take a lick at the content here, I'd just like to also announce I'm coming out under the auspices of Mariah Carey.
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Now then. Mariah Carey? Stick with Milk Duds.
Alternative hed: Smells Like Teen Spit
Nice.
The door prizes at bridal showers just got a helluva lot more smelly.
I'm waiting for the "ODB Pacifier" scent.
Gag
Laurent Le Guernec then exclaimed, "Après moi, le Ring-Pop!"
Does Mariah wear her prestigious ring pops three sizes too small like all her other garb?
When is someone going to make eau de toilette that smells like cucumber-melon, cigarettes, and spearmint gum?
Banana is for who now?
More proof that idiots rule the world?