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Cat Lady Burglar Grainily Revealed!
The surveillance tape showing a woman wearing a cat mask robbing the Arche store on Astor Place has been released by the NYPD. It is pretty low-quality, but you can tell that she spent a lot of time practicing her cat moves in a mirror before heading off on her crime spree. Such devotion to character! [Via]
I can't see the vid. Is it an afro or beret?
Wig.
Cute tard.
WINONA, put down the silly little grade-school message and pull out a Desert Eagle, LIKE A REAL PRO WOULD.
Ha!
Puuuurrrrrrfect heist.
Quick, someone with some compositing skills add animal masks to everyone else in this video! Bank Heist In Animaltown.
With footage of this quality, she could be dressed like the San Diego Chicken.
She's got her cat moves
That so upset them
She's stealing more zippers and buttons? That frustrates me so!
Of course in the event you happen to get stuck up by the catwoman herself, at least you can say the missing $86 or whatever was a form of levy for an off off broadway performance courtesy in your own jewelry or department store.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2010/06/have-you-been-stuck-up-by-manhattans-cat-woman-yet/
I miss New York. Nobody walking in or out even bats an eye when they see her ridiculous mask.
Also, is that how people rob people these days? I could be behind her in line and not realize what was going on. Plus, one would think that because nobody pays in cash anymore that the take would be pretty weak. But I am not a feline criminal, so what do I know?!
Grainy video, but you see enough to see that she's a sophisticated burglar. Not overweight or badly dressed. Does she go to SVA or Parsons?
I like how she slams down that sheet of paper all like, "check this shit out."
Why does she rummage around in her bag so long for her ID?
Because she's a woman! *rimshot*
Seriously, I'm sexist and this bar is the only place that allows me to earn a living telling horrible jokes. So be nice to sweet cheeks the waitress and all should be good.