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And then it was gone. So long, Bros Icing Bros Dot Com. We'll maybe never know why you appeared, and why you left.
And then it was gone. So long, Bros Icing Bros Dot Com. We'll maybe never know why you appeared, and why you left.
Fare thee well, gentle Bros. From Hell's heart I stab at thee.
Smells like LonelyGirl15.
Also: this thing is like that thing.
That's like not leaving a suicide note. Except most people mourn a suicide.
yeah, that was sort of like a traditional mob-Icing.
This ICE brought to you by La Brosa Nostra.
Please! Put David on this beat. His reportage is gritty and real, and I NEED TO KNOW.
Goodnight, you bros of New England, you douches of Maine.
*snort*
where's a lobster-flavored ICE when I need one.
Whither thou goest, fair bros, scrolly will go.
Watch out, scrolly, they maketh you to lie down in "green pastures," then they leadeth you beside the "still waters."
@Bookish: He leadeth me in the paths of ICING for his bros' sake.
Can you drink the cup of ICE that I will drink?
@libmas: Let this ICE pass from me.
@scroll_lock: …that at the name of ICE every knee shall bow…and every bro imbibe…
Like tears in rain
all those broments will be lost
I watched ICINGS glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate.
I've seen things you bros wouldn't believe.
it's too bad she won't chug, but then again who does?
Maybe in those last moments he loved icings more than he ever had before…
Wake up. Time to ICE.
Welcome to ICE Angeles, November 2019.
Bros icing bros who ice bros like they're bros.
Always should be someone you really brove.
Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about ICING your mother.
Can you blame them? Could YOU handle all that Smirnoff Ice?
Here-at this final hour, in this quiet place-The Internets have come to bid farewell to one of its brightest hopes-extinguished now, and gone from us forever. For The Internets are where they worked and where they struggled and fought-their home of homes, where their heart was, and where their people are-and it is, therefore, most fitting that we meet once again-on The Internets-to share these last moments with them.
For The Internets have ever been gracious to those who have loved her, have fought for her and have defended her honor even to the death. It is not in the memory of douchebaggery that this beleaguered, unfortunate, but nonetheless proud community has found braver, more gallant young champions than these bros who lie before us-unconquered still.
You're already the fourth Google hit for "and have defended her honor even to the death." Well done, sir.
They're shutting down the blog to focus on the coffee table anthology.
Bros Icing Bros: How a Warm Bottle of Malt Liquor and Fraternal Love Save America From Thinking About an Oil Spill and Ethnic Cleansing in Kyrgyzstan.
I found myself listening to NPR about that subject this very morning, and thinking: why can't the Kyrgyz just ICE the Uzbekis with a hot goats-milk and be done with it.
Bros have coffee tables? Are they suitable for Beer Pong?
They drink fermented horse milk in the region so it's hard to believe handing someone a warm Smirnoff ICE could phase these people…
@Spy: of course Bros have coffee tables! Where else to put the Gravity Bong and the Wii-remotes?
@Tuna: yeah and then the rest of them breathe vodka, so.
The "Bros" ended it on Bloomsday?
There has to be a Screen Name story in here somewhere.
Now that this party's over,
it's time for some dental Brogiene.
So does this mean we don't have to bring defensive Ices to the Bawl (please)?
@garge: IT'S A SETUP! They WANT you unarmed and defenseless!
I think garge has a pretty good defensive reflex!
Is there gonna be a West Coast Bawl? Will shorts be permitted?
I'm just hoping for an East Coast v. West Coast Bawl Brawl.
Midwest gets to referee, since we're boring and by the book.
@art: Watch the beer nuts, bro!
@AY: I subscribe to an alternate etymology, but it is good to be aware of the urban dialects, appropriation-wise.
Furthermore, you and Contains Hot Liquid should pack a cooler, hop in a Midwestern sport utility vehicle, and head east.
(Also, @Contains Hot Liquid, we want to see the damned ring!)
Also: West Coast Bawl dress code = Pendleton shirt buttoned to the top, khakis with a cuff and a crease. Obviously.
here is something you don't understand, how i could just kill a man.
raves for rage!
Gef, comme ça?
http://imagerz.com/QEQTW0tvAwIBVVpORAVQ
He almost forgot to mention the bandanas! What're the official Awl colors?
First, they came for the Zima, and I said nothing, for I once tasted that stuff.
What? Free sample at the Milan Lounge!
So, now we wait for BrosClamatoingBros.com right?
CheerleadersCheladaingCheerleaders?
SistersTabbingSisters
JuggaloesFaygoingJuggaloes
NO. JuggaloesFaygoingNONJuggaloes.