"Women in other parts of the world go to the beach topless. We think New Jersey women are just as beautiful as any women anywhere in the world."
— That's Asbury Park, N.J., deputy mayor John Loffredo, as quoted by this Daily News story about his jurisdiction maybe allowing women who are soaking up the sun's rays on the local beaches to bare their breasts, just like their Vitamin D-starved counterparts across the Hudson can. The city council will vote on the matter next week. As always, the comments are quite the hoot, with someone by the name of "kitty62862" saying, "Well, ladies, if you're flapping them in the breeze, don't cry when someone decides to cop a feel." Because obviously men who go shirtless in public places (like section 521 of Citi Field, which yesterday was apparently deemed by someone a shirt-optional zone) complain about getting their nipples pinched by passerby all the time, right?
Monday, June 28, 2010
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I dunno, being a Mets fan right now does kinda feel like getting a purple nurple from a stranger.
hey, sorry, that was me, i was mainly just pissed to miss an entire inning while on line at shake shack
Oh god, you're one of THOSE people who say "on line."
Well right, but only because nobody wants to, statistically speaking.
Bullshit. I'm shirtless, getting my nipples pinched, right now. And it SUCKS.
Most nipple clamps are adjustable. Try loosening.
Meh. You can go tits out in Sandy Hook. But you know, good for you, Asbury Park, and ca-ching.
For those of you not familiar with the beaches of NJ, they're not going to be big old plasticy boobies nor Snookie tits, but tatted-up and pierced tits on AB.
In Asbury Park, you're more likely to be tits up than tits out.
Snookie Tits = new term of endearment. Thanks!
located 5 minutes north of Snookie's Cookie.
That would put her cookie in Belmar. Perfect!
I want Snookie to put her nipples to the wind! Let freedom ring!
@Bookish: Looks like someone's ventured onto the shores of Gunnison Beach.
Too bad Club Paradise and the Eighth Ave Beach are at opposite ends of the boardwalk.
Kitty, if those are your measurements, you must spend an awful lot of time trying to stand up.
Wait, women besides Maggie Gyllenhaal can show their boobs in NY?
I hope Jezebel is smacking the deputy mayor's softball out of Femilady Field.
Using a an enormous, corked phallic symbol.
I don't understand how this is going to make men less sweaty.
Judge "Vito Titone?!" East Village artist "Phoenix Feeley?!"
This story is all made up, right?