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What Do You Call Conde Nast at the Freedom Tower?
The publishing giant/dinosaur/juggernaut Conde Nast is "considering" a move to the totally not built Freedom Tower downtown and the naming rights are tricky! We were thinking COOKIE: NEVER FORGET but there's also other good choices, such as SI TOWN and GRAYDON GARDENS.
The Ice Palace.
They're gonna have to get that Wintourized before the first frost.
BTW, it's this sort of easy back and forth that makes us the greatest gay/hetero stand-up team since the Smothers Brothers.
I thought the 'Brothers' part was a cover?
Smothers Brothers a cover? Surely that's some other brothers who are lovers.
Thoughts and Prayers: The Building at Ground Zero
Presented by Target.
Let's not stop there. Target's Thoughts and Walmart's Prayers: The Cisco Adler Building* at GroundRound NetZero
*(his dad can totally afford the naming rights)
Made possible by United Airlines.
I gotta stop.
Architectural Digress
Presented by American Airlines.
Oooofa, that's in poor taste.
Vanity's Lair
Oh hell, I'm unoriginal even when I haven't seen the source material.
1/16th The Fortress of Solitude.
The Teen Vogue Dormitory and Golf World Learning Annex.
Barbie's Dream Shitshow.
These Publications Don't Run.
win.
You're gott damned American hero. That's what you are.
Shouts and Tremors?
Tower of Babble.
(obvious, I know)
It was just pointed out to me that Brides is an anagram for Debris, so I'll go with that.
+1 internets!
we ought to craft you a winners' Blingee that would make Dubai blush
Carter's Crib
Si-rise
Newhouse's New House
Now is the Wintour of Our Dissed Blueprint
The Nuked Yorker
The Devil Wears Prada and Has a Sweet View of the Woolworth
This Piece of Ugly Shit is Going to Blow Up
Circulation Zero?
edificurious
Allured by the rent subsidy
W(e need the tax break)
Conde Nast Traveller? Anyone?
Si Newhouse's Euphemism.
SS Sinking Ship!
?errrr……