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"Limited Edition Denim" Officially Gets Out Of Hand
Yes, those are diapers that have been tarted up to look like jeans. (Or, rather, jean shorts.) And they're "limited edition," even, so snap them up while you can. You know, pandering to those parents who feel like they should start indoctrinating their kids with the most idiotic aspects of consumerism as soon as possible is probably a pretty smart strategy, all things considered!
Oooh, Rob Walker is going to hate this, but I'm all for it. Maura, you're all into the denim today!
Jaipurs?
also: NO.
*jeepers(TM)
They're pajama jeans for people who should actually be allowed to sleep in jeans.
Do they come in adult sizes?
Osh Kosh B'Gosh those things are tacky as hell.
I saw these awful things at the store yesterday. It's good to know our nation's unemployed single parents can start their little corn-syrup blobs on the early path of wearing shit-filled undergarments as clothing.
And we they are, as TMZ says, All Grow'd Up, they can move up to these "pajama jeans." (That is a "self link." Oh please do not ban me, Metafilter.)
When the Huggies come with a belly-button ring and neck/ass tattoos, America's work will be complete.
"And *when* they are," jesus christ why can't I type?
Almost there!
@ken: don't forget the free bag of Cheetos.
@maura: Removable Hannah Montana Tramp-Stamps…wow…just, wow.
That's it, Maura, my daughter's going to the convent.
@Maura Holy lord. This shall stand as the definitive reason for "why they hate us."
It's kinda also why I hate us.
still Too Stunned; No Words
@ken: Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
But hate leads to anger, and anger leads to … relief. Relief that my children are both males, and will not (?) want Miley Cyrus tramp-stamp tattoos on their ass.
Well, it's not like there isn't stuff out there for them
http://abesauer.com/2009/12/22/look-cool-gay
(self link! Layne did it first!)
This post is MISSING A TAG.
If those are a part of the Little Movers series, the Little CEOs series must be tarted up to look like slacks.
"Limited Edition"? Haven't immature LES bar-goers been shitting their jeans for years?
We used to buy my grandfather (as gifts, perv) these things called Action Jeans.
They work at either end of the continuum.
please. no human centipede jokes. i'm begging u
For those days when crawling around in an undecorated white diaper is just too casual…
Next, BabyAss Bedazzling for black tie events!
Or the "Little Shakers," which has a compartment full of dried beans.* "Listen: it's a baby AND a maraca!"
*Not recommended for babies under 6 years of age.
God, I hope they don't follow this up with cut-offs and overalls.
I'm just unsettled by any diaper having the syllable "move" in its brand name.
New Huggies Nevernudes
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Awesome! I need a new pair, but don't want to spend all that money.
Endorsed by Jessica Simpson.
Soon, of course, there will be designer-designed diapers. I think consumerizing babies' bottoms is on par with those ads in space everyone keeps threatening to make. (Please no ads in space.)