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Terrible Campaign Ad Needs More Crazy To Put It Over The Top
Idaho gubernatorial candidate Rex Rammell is the playful fellow who suggested that he might enjoy hunting President Obama. This campaign ad won't help his chances, although it does pay tribute to the fact that we live in an age where the best thing you can do for your run is to release a crazy-ass video on the web and hope it goes viral. Sadly, it is just not crazy enough, although it does accurately convey his tough stand on wolves. I am not even sure if this is an authorized effort from the Rammell campaign, because it seems a little too polishedly sloppy, but either way, I applaud anything that helps to further disassociate Carl Orff's Carmina Burana from the soundtrack to The Doors.
Great. Now I'll be singing "No More Wolves" to the tune of that old Berlin song all day.
You know socialists don't like killing wolves? They want to pass laws where a wolf can marry your daughter! I am glad this man is taking a stand on wolves that we clearly need.
Here, Rex: Fetch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4eaHmUMKdg&feature=related
In case you didn't notice. Easter Egg hunts that take too much effort bore me. Also, wake up Doctor Disaster – post your avatar again.
AP NEWS BRIEFS — BOISE In a ceremony on the steps of the State Capitol this morning, Rex Rammell took the oath of office and became Idaho's new governor. As aides distributed rifles to all able-bodied men and women aged 7 or older, Gov. Rammell delivered a brief inaugural address. "Alrighty, you alls head thataway and we'll go 'ere. Go'on n' shoot everythang that looks like a wolf."
Well he has the Monarch butterfly vote tied up.
So there's that.
Too bad it cost him the Venture Brothers caucus.
The Guild of Calamitous Intent too.
I wonder what Girl Hitler's campaign ads were like.
"Rex Rammell" is a hellofa Porn Alias.
-U.S. Dept. of Obvious
Oh, Rex. The Statue of Liberty? Really? You want your first campaign image (after the flag, natch) to be a statue in New York (or NJ if you need to be technical) given to America by THE FRENCH?
P.S. Monarch butterflies are illegal immigrants from Mexico that flood Idaho every year just looking for a free meal.
All right, can someone in the photo business write up some unauthorized use reports for the stock photography in there and send them to youtube? Weary sigh.