Sarah Palin, addressing Anthony List Celebration of Life Breakfast" in Washington this morning, suggested that Republican women are angry and will rise up to protect their children. "You don't want to mess with the mama grizzlies," said Palin, who also equated angry women with pit bulls and elephants. I think I have finally figured out the appeal of Sarah Palin: If you leaven your rage with easy-to-understand analogies, it seems somehow spunkier! Also, everybody loves animals, so it's probably a good idea to mention them a lot.
Friday, May 14, 2010
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If only Walnuts McCain in a bear suit would sneak up from behind and maul her life would be good.
The trick is to hold the election when they're hibernating (the grizzlies--there's nothing you can do about the pit bulls).
I'm confused -- how does this affect Idol voting?
Are they going to kill that little pony too?
I like her drum solo at 1:20.
By like I mean hate.
she makes my ferret angry?
Tea parties are "a republic within a democracy." Whatwhywhat?
Is it because Glenn Beck says 'republic' 20x an hour and she's trying to seem with it?
Analogy check: Most of the times that a mama grizzly rises up, no one is actually threatening her cubs. They're kind of skittish like that. And then they sit back down and go back to business as usual.
The thing about grizzlies is that they are unpredictable and prone to unprovoked rages when they are scared, confused, or startled. The best way to deal with them (if it is impossible to avoid them) is to punch them in the eyes or nose, or any other particularly vulnerable area. Or maybe just to shoot them in the face, like say from a helicopter.
What I'm trying to say is, this analogy is actually quite apt when you think about it.
Dude. Not cool.
PRONOUNCE THE 'G's ON THE END OF YOUR WORD WOMAN!
Keep on talkin'!
Release the Kraken!
And, I'm confused. Bears are your friends? Let's ask the bears how they feel about that, starting with the Polar Bears.