Monday, May 3rd, 2010

The Nine Most Facepalm-Worthy Slogans On T-Shirts And Tattoos Worn By Bamboozle Festival Attendees

one of the tamer shirts9. Girls Don't Poop
8. Gaga Has A Weiner
7. Snookie Is My Homegirl [sic]
6. Quit Staring At My Tweets
5. Call Me, Ke$ha [Phone Number Redacted]
4. Cuttin' Up Hookers
3. Fuck Justin Beiber [sic]
2. Fukken
1. Jesus Is A Cunt

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Re: No. 4, that was Saythatscool. I tried to convince him a forehead tattoo would be regrettable.

saythatscool (#101)

The crawlspace was getting too tight and it's so hard to fold them. I just wanted to share my discovery with the group.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@saythats: Wood chipper in the shop again?

I also told you to put a bigger fireplace in that cabin of yours. Mine is working great for diner waitresses.

saythatscool (#101)

@scrolly: That Steve Buscemi is a lot tougher than he looks.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@saythats: those wiry, bug eyed ones with the mangy staches don't go quietly. Buscemi, too.

No fukengroovin' shirts? Those were awesome.

MattP (#475)

The abundance of fuckin gonuts shirts more than made up for it…

KarenUhOh (#19)

140 Characters, No Personality

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Yes, but does Gaga poop?

the teeth (#380)

Wait, what's wrong w/ #1?

kneetoe (#1,881)

Too obvious?

refractor (#3,009)

RE: #3: Duh, everyone knows it's "i" before "e" except after "c".

I would wear any one of those.

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