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The Nine Most Facepalm-Worthy Slogans On T-Shirts And Tattoos Worn By Bamboozle Festival Attendees
9. Girls Don't Poop
8. Gaga Has A Weiner
7. Snookie Is My Homegirl [sic]
6. Quit Staring At My Tweets
5. Call Me, Ke$ha [Phone Number Redacted]
4. Cuttin' Up Hookers
3. Fuck Justin Beiber [sic]
2. Fukken
1. Jesus Is A Cunt
Re: No. 4, that was Saythatscool. I tried to convince him a forehead tattoo would be regrettable.
The crawlspace was getting too tight and it's so hard to fold them. I just wanted to share my discovery with the group.
@saythats: Wood chipper in the shop again?
I also told you to put a bigger fireplace in that cabin of yours. Mine is working great for diner waitresses.
@scrolly: That Steve Buscemi is a lot tougher than he looks.
@saythats: those wiry, bug eyed ones with the mangy staches don't go quietly. Buscemi, too.
No fukengroovin' shirts? Those were awesome.
The abundance of fuckin gonuts shirts more than made up for it…
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Yes, but does Gaga poop?
Wait, what's wrong w/ #1?
Too obvious?
RE: #3: Duh, everyone knows it's "i" before "e" except after "c".
I would wear any one of those.