I hate suspense. Long, drawn-out installments drive me nuts. I'm impatient. If something's going to happen I want it all and I want it now. So would it be too much to ask of John McCain to completely destroy whatever minuscule amount of integrity he has left in one shot, rather than doing it in dribs and drabs with crap like this campaign ad? Maybe in a big bonfire or something, people get really excited about stuff like that. I guess I'm just tired of waiting to see the rest of it play out.
Monday, May 10, 2010
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As far as I can tell, the only suspense left here is whether McCain will ultimately regret having abandoned any claim to integrity, or whether he'll die before he has the chance.
Or just get ousted from office (which is probably going to happen), then toil away in some obscure think tank, or something.
Nobody has yet managed to successfully convince me that this man was not attacked by demon bodysnatchers circa 2006.
No kidding. Remember 2000 John McCain? That was when I last thought to myself, "If I were a republican, it wouldn't be THAT bad". Haven't thought that since.
Totally agree with you, but I'm not sure why people are so opposed to a fucking fence.
It's not the fence I'm oppossed to (it's actually officially supported by the democrats) - it's the way some of the right-wing nuts go about it. They turn it into pandering to people's bassist racist tendencies. Just because we might say something at our kitchen counter among family doesn't make it okay for our politicians to say it and feel smugly entitled doing so with a wink toward "you know you say this in private too." There's a reason we have public discourse and private discourse. And the republicans are going further and further with this Angry White Man shtick, and frankly, it's freightening and repulsive.
@I could care less: I'm against it because it restricts the habitat of animals that have large ranges. Like mother.fucking.jaguars. There are still a few jaguars out there and they don't care if they're in Mexico or the U.S.
Another question for repubs: if you're so thrilled that Reagan *singled-handedly* tore down the Berlin wall, why are you so excited about building one here?
Just when you think he's hit bottom, he manages one more shovel scoop.
"You're one of us." Cut to: close up of John McCain's white face. Hold.
not before we complete the chinge tunnel first, pendejos
When McCain mumbles, "Complete the danged fence," he sounds like a broken action hero, spitting out the latest goddamn catchphrase.
McCain is like the Grand Moff Tarkin of Republican-land.
So the Darth Vader is...? Bob McDonnell?
AND they didn't even make out! If I see two men standing near each other in a video - there better be some making out. At least I wouldn't have to hear the crap coming out of McCain's mouth.
"My friends, some of you are not my friends anymore. At least you won't be, once you're done mowing my lawn."
"Home invasions, robots that kill you and take your medicine..."
Bwahahahahah!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/2340/saturday-night-live-old-glory
"And complete the dang fence." "It'll work this time."
Walls and fences sure do have a great history of success. I mean, that's why there's never been any Scottish people in England or involved in Great Britain's history. And the Manchus never did reach Ming China. Also, East Germany still exists. Yep, 0 for 3, but I'm sure it'll work this time for sure.