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Is the Gulf Oil Spill Too Pretty To Clean Up?
The forecast for the Gulf Oil spill today is: lots of little oil spills! That can't be good. In other news, the 100-ton containment box lowered yesterday may or may not work, which we will discover over the next week. Pictures show that the containment dome is delightfully oily! And the Gulf? Very end-of-the-world pretty.
Florida landfall should take place sometime this weekend. Which is good news!
Because the picture on the front page of today's Times has me thinking that this oil spill wasn't such a bad thing after all. Those colors! It's like a beautiful nuclear sunrise.
It's like the most glorious, gigantic, tacky piece of abstract carnival art glass you've ever seen! (Made in China by a 5-year old, with a fake "Murano" sticker, you couldn't get $2.50 for it on eBay.)
I see vagina.
Aunt Flo's vagina.
I see France, and BP's soiled underpants.
I'm thinking the end of 2001; which I didn't really understand either, until I read the book, and realized that butt-ugly goose-eyed embryo guy blew up the planet.
I'm gonna miss seafood.
This.
Don't worry. The US imports 80 percent of its seafood already!
http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Metallica-Load-Reload-426016.jpg
Nice this-thing-looks-like-that-thinging.
Looks like way too much blood. Was this secretly a blood-for-oil well?
It's becoming like one of the family.
Like the Springfield tire fire, which the citizens relocated along with the rest of the city in S08e15.
motherfucker.