"Also, have you tried out for Jeopardy? Even the nerdy girls look cute when Alex prods them for personal anecdotes during the first round."
— The Boston Globe commenter pool is giving out dating advice again, this time to a 25-year-old lady who, if she is a real person, is someone who actually keeps around friends who ask her "How are you still single?" I mean, maybe they think they're being weirdly nice or complimentary? But EFF THAT FOR REAL. (Also, Alex Trebek's prodding isn't always that cute, FYI.) [Previously]
Thursday, May 27, 2010
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Maura, why on Earth were you reading this article?
Oh. Ignore me.
"it seemed like a funny idea at the time."
(plus i got sort of hooked on this column after delving into its commenters' psychographics last week)
If she read the Awl, she'd know that 10% more boob would at least get her laid.
I can attest that I tried out for Jeopardy at one of the recent NYC auditions, and I wound up sitting next to a real hottie, so there is potential there.
I was on Jeopardy in 2006 and I can state that I was the most viable chick in the green room -- if that counts for anything.
The correct response is, "Because I am nice enough to not steal your girlfriend, who is way too hot for you."