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BREAKING: Kids sure are messy! Luckily, there's a blog devoted to that very fact, in case you weren't sure! (And even more luckily for its author, she's friends with a Times writer who can give said blog a glowing comparison to Erma Bombeck in the Grey Lady's hallowed pages, thus paving the way for Yet Another Crowdsourced Blog That Might Become Something Resembling A Book. Hooray, Internet! Keep breaking down those walls!)
Allow you to direct you to my new blog "kidsfuckupthedarndestthings.com"
She stole my blog about the demise of the American Dream called "Shit, My Kid's Ruined"!
The successful follow up blog should be, howtohitakid.tumblr.com
I think you mean, howtohitakidwithoutleavingamark.tumblr.com?
You mean like this:
http://www.ehow.com/how_4598726_paddle-a-child.html
Spankings from Yo Momma?
@kneetoe: You better believe that's a paddlin'
You forgot the step where you get linked from Andrew Sullivan, and the people tasked with writing parent-interest trend stories for the NYT see it and think, "I could turn that into an article."
My baby? My baby seems so messy but also I'm scared about my baby!
I'm scared OF babies.
Publishing? Publishing seems so smart but…
Shat My Kids Ruined. And I won't even get royalties for that.
My Kids, ruined by Shat
I lack both a Tumblr and a Friend. I am doomed.
I'd say join the crowd, but I'm here by myself.
Publishing! Keep fucking that chicken.
Yeah, definitely the work of an affectionate parent. Totally gross–and I don't mean the kid.