Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Grizzly Bear/Polar Bear Combo Discovered, Dispatched

Mixed bearThere is more news about "grolar bears," those grizzly/polar bear hybrids who are expected to become more common as our decaying environment brings the two species into closer contact: Biologists in Canada's Northwest Territories have confirmed the existence of yet another "pizzly," as they are also known. This one, in fact, was a hybrid 2.0- "the result of a female grizzly-polar hybrid mating with a male grizzly bear." It was also shot to death and its pelt is expected to fetch a ton of money due to its rarity. But let's not focus on that part.


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garge (#736)

Bloody paw makes for sad emoticons.

The future hold such wonders! That we will kill!

deepomega (#1,720)

Just wait till they ally themselves with the machines…

saythatscool (#101)

There's a Polar Bear in my Grizzly Bear,
He liked her so they both got bare,
His meat in her seat,
They created a mule,
Then a hunter saw it,
And made it a footstool.

kneetoe (#1,881)

Probably the best way to protect these is to make sure their pelt is worth A LOT of money.

gumplr (#66)

Listicle Without Commentary: The Grolar Bear's 2 Mortal Enemies: 1) Climate Change 2) Cheerleader Ninjas

If I were smart enough, I'd make a funny "bipolar bear" joke right here.

lbf (#2,343)

I kinda read "Grizzly Bear/Panda Bear" combo and I was like "you guys, this isn't Pitchfork, don't take about earnest, terrible schlock-pop here."

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