Sure, using the verb "to evolve" and the phrase "elite-level hydration" in the new ad campaign for Gatorade implies at least a little sophistication as far as beverage ads aired during televised sporting events go. But really, using the old Idiocracy-parodied saw about "electrolytes" and going all pickup-artist with the slogan "Water has no game" in other ads? Why not just say "Water is for total pussies (and plants)"? At the very least, that ad campaign would get tons of extra press coverage! [Via]
Thursday, May 6, 2010
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When is Gatorade going to start having commercials emphasizing it's use as a hangover reliever?
Exactly! Put a little vodka in it, and you're good to to work all day.
"Iss got electrolytes! (pours on plants)"
This is the ONLY good thing to come of Idiocracy.
Water isn't for plants, tards. Brawndo is for plants.
I love how they slam their drinks down at the end, all "FUCK!"
First the Sobe post, and now this? Is there some sort of undercover Pepsico deal going on here? Coz you know they're both Pepsico, right?