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Diminutive Bronco Bucks Illness
A number of you are always, "Yes, we get it, you like bears, but what about the ponies?" Well, do not let it be said that we are equinophobic here at the Awl. Here, for the horsey set, is a story about the world's tiniest stallion. He was sick, but he's much better now! One, two, three: AWWW. Okay, that ought to hold you for a while.
I can hear the 9 year olds in Westchester squealing.
Poor thing. He was crying out for help but nobody could hear him: he's a little horse.
Hey, whatever happened to that Barbaro guy?
Win me some money at Belmont or Glue Factory.
Better equinophobes than equinophiles, I always say.
He looks delicious.
I have to distance myself from this, because we all know things that are really little and things that are really big die at a quickened pace.
OH EM GEE TINY HORSIE SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Suddenly, it becomes clear which commenters are female and which are male. Why such a pony gender divide??
That horse looks like a dog.
I kind of couldn't believe how much trouble the newscaster had saying "teats." Is that such a shocking word? Has he never visited a farm? Ah, they're so innocent nowadays, these newscasters.
I WANT ONE.
A newscaster, that is.