17 Facebook Replies To "Who Are You Taking With You To See Sex and the City 2?"
• Kzar Alfel Chan-Eusebio
im taking my girlfriends:)
• Daria Blake Walton
My aunt!
• Luigi Pepe
whoever…
• Rachelle Sexton
My friend Tammy Ward!
• Ibrahim Kardashian
Idk
• Michela Zitti
All the women I know !!!
• Misty Carter
the girls!
• Neili Pahl
My mom!
• J Matthew Heaney
My three favorite people: Me, Myself, and I.
• Jackie Reader
lots of friends..and a few hidden cosmos ;)
• Mia Saarelainen
I think I'll go and see it by myself.
• Angela Dobbs Mitcheltree
My awesome cohort, Timothy! = )
• Joe Fitrzyk
My gays.
• Sarah Gewalt
SONJA
• Bree Loren Silva
my male coworker
• Cesi Cruz
Who else my 3 Besfriiends! Michelle (Miranda), Mandy (Charlotte), & Dee (Samantha) & Me (Carrie) … We're even getting dressed up to see the Movie and then afterwards we're hitting our local Trendy spots for COSMO'S!!! IT'S GIRLS NIGHT OUT … for Sex in The City movie 2 (Friday I finalize my divorcr … what a way to Celebrate THANK YOU CARRIE, SAMANTHA, CHARLOTTE, & MIRANDA!!!!)
• Rhonda Fran Nuzum-Stock
Rhiannon, my daughter
Divorcr is actually a pretty great Web 2.0 site, helping unhappied marrieds find lawyers to fix their lives.
These people should be killed.
You and I are Besfriiends!
THANK CARRIE, SAMANTHA, CHARLOTTE & MIRANDA FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN!!! And now let us hit a local Trendy spot for COSMO'S after we get dressed up to see the Movie.
But will the COSMO'S be hidden?
Wrappy you're such a Charlotte.
Sounds more like a Miranda to me!
My divorcr! My divorcr seems so exciting but sometimes I worry about my divorcr.
COUGAR FAIL.
KarenUhOh: Hostages.
Flipper Baby: the better half (of my murder-suicide pact)
What it would take for me to see this movie: 3 Nembutal and a fifth of Jack.
But what would you do for a Quaalude, my pretty?
I would sit through something with Tom Hanks in it.
It's a date!
"My surgically removed sense of irony. And a spare pair of BLAHNIKS!!!!"
A note to My Gays: if you invite me to see this movie with you, I hope you will enjoy your new life as Someone Else's Gays.
Cesi Cruz is too perfect to be a real person.
Here she is.
And here's Michelle.
STC, do you use InstaStalker?
Don't you think it's time to get new blinds Unc?
@Smails: "Cesi Cruz" was clearly generated by a complicated algorithm to be the ideal virtual fan. I'm sure "she" is composing a typo-laden post right about looking forward to the new Ashton Kutcher movie.
this totally made me google myself in a cold panic.
@C_D: They've created a companion algorithm aimed at the spelling-and-ampersand-friendly set as well:
"Cee Cee Anglin: A bunch of us are having a casino pool party w/ ginormo hats & sunglasses during the day & then getting dolled up & heading to Blue Martini for cosmos before the big movie!"
I'm bringing my besfriiiend Faisal Shahzad! He loves loose, materialistic women! We're going to have a blast!
Well, I wouldn't count on having a blast. But maybe a few sparks will fly, at least.
Perhaps some light smoking will occur.
Everyone's always the Carrie. Always.
"Dee" is presently fuming about not being an old slut, thankyousomuch besiifriend Cesi.
Just what I needed, 795 more people to dislike.
+++win+++
I'll need to bring along my Barfnolo Barfnik barfbag for all the barf-inducing barf that'll come barfing out of my mouth, when I have to barf, which will be throughout the entire barfing movie. Can't wait to barf all over my keyboard about it to all my friends on BarfBook.
The audience is guaranteed to be more entertaining than the movie.
I'm gonna bring those girls some Valtrex.
I've been working on a Beach Boys/Fleetwood Mac thingee about Rhonda and Rhiannon for ten minutes but I got nothin'. Anyone?
Make that thingee a Blingee and I'm on board.
The "hidden Cosmo" has a fairly naughty/butt-y thing going for it. Perhaps Cosmo suppositories in the final movie in this wonderful series when ladies can no longer coug it: Sex and the City 7: Saber Tooth Tigers
Just so long as they stay away from the mudslides. Cool don't play that fecophilia game.
Only 3x as annoying as all of the fucking FB posts about Lost yesterday.
I can't believe anyone would pay $70 to see this.
https://www.arclightcinemas.com/static/PromotionsEvents.html
But you get unlimited brie chee and apple crustinis!
my BF