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17 Facebook Replies To "Who Are You Taking With You To See Sex and the City 2?"

Inquiring Machines Want To Know
• Kzar Alfel Chan-Eusebio
im taking my girlfriends:)

• Daria Blake Walton
My aunt!

• Luigi Pepe
whoever…

• Rachelle Sexton
My friend Tammy Ward!

• Ibrahim Kardashian
Idk

• Michela Zitti
All the women I know !!!

• Misty Carter
the girls!

• Neili Pahl
My mom!

• J Matthew Heaney
My three favorite people: Me, Myself, and I.

• Jackie Reader
lots of friends..and a few hidden cosmos ;)

• Mia Saarelainen
I think I'll go and see it by myself.

• Angela Dobbs Mitcheltree
My awesome cohort, Timothy! = )

• Joe Fitrzyk
My gays.

• Sarah Gewalt
SONJA

• Bree Loren Silva
my male coworker

• Cesi Cruz
Who else my 3 Besfriiends! Michelle (Miranda), Mandy (Charlotte), & Dee (Samantha) & Me (Carrie) … We're even getting dressed up to see the Movie and then afterwards we're hitting our local Trendy spots for COSMO'S!!! IT'S GIRLS NIGHT OUT … for Sex in The City movie 2 (Friday I finalize my divorcr … what a way to Celebrate THANK YOU CARRIE, SAMANTHA, CHARLOTTE, & MIRANDA!!!!)

• Rhonda Fran Nuzum-Stock
Rhiannon, my daughter

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deepomega (#1,720)

Divorcr is actually a pretty great Web 2.0 site, helping unhappied marrieds find lawyers to fix their lives.

Wrapitup (#975)

These people should be killed.

saythatscool (#101)

You and I are Besfriiends!

Wrapitup (#975)

THANK CARRIE, SAMANTHA, CHARLOTTE & MIRANDA FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN!!! And now let us hit a local Trendy spot for COSMO'S after we get dressed up to see the Movie.

Redacted (#2,882)

But will the COSMO'S be hidden?

BadUncle (#153)

Wrappy you're such a Charlotte.

ShanghaiLil (#260)

Sounds more like a Miranda to me!

Matt (#26)

My divorcr! My divorcr seems so exciting but sometimes I worry about my divorcr.

C_Webb (#855)

COUGAR FAIL.

KarenUhOh (#19)

KarenUhOh: Hostages.

Br. Seamus (#217)

Flipper Baby: the better half (of my murder-suicide pact)

HiredGoons (#603)

What it would take for me to see this movie: 3 Nembutal and a fifth of Jack.

But what would you do for a Quaalude, my pretty?

HiredGoons (#603)

I would sit through something with Tom Hanks in it.

It's a date!

"My surgically removed sense of irony. And a spare pair of BLAHNIKS!!!!"

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

A note to My Gays: if you invite me to see this movie with you, I hope you will enjoy your new life as Someone Else's Gays.

Cesi Cruz is too perfect to be a real person.

saythatscool (#101)

Here she is.

And here's Michelle.

BadUncle (#153)

STC, do you use InstaStalker?

saythatscool (#101)

Don't you think it's time to get new blinds Unc?

City_Dater (#2,500)

@Smails: "Cesi Cruz" was clearly generated by a complicated algorithm to be the ideal virtual fan. I'm sure "she" is composing a typo-laden post right about looking forward to the new Ashton Kutcher movie.

nicole (#2,443)

this totally made me google myself in a cold panic.

Br. Seamus (#217)

@C_D: They've created a companion algorithm aimed at the spelling-and-ampersand-friendly set as well:

"Cee Cee Anglin: A bunch of us are having a casino pool party w/ ginormo hats & sunglasses during the day & then getting dolled up & heading to Blue Martini for cosmos before the big movie!"

flossy (#1,402)

I'm bringing my besfriiiend Faisal Shahzad! He loves loose, materialistic women! We're going to have a blast!

TroutSavant (#1,990)

Well, I wouldn't count on having a blast. But maybe a few sparks will fly, at least.

Redacted (#2,882)

Perhaps some light smoking will occur.

LolCait (#460)

Everyone's always the Carrie. Always.

Br. Seamus (#217)

"Dee" is presently fuming about not being an old slut, thankyousomuch besiifriend Cesi.

HiredGoons (#603)

Just what I needed, 795 more people to dislike.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

+++win+++

Art Yucko (#1,321)

I'll need to bring along my Barfnolo Barfnik barfbag for all the barf-inducing barf that'll come barfing out of my mouth, when I have to barf, which will be throughout the entire barfing movie. Can't wait to barf all over my keyboard about it to all my friends on BarfBook.

Baboleen (#1,430)

The audience is guaranteed to be more entertaining than the movie.

Kataphraktos (#226)

I'm gonna bring those girls some Valtrex.

C_Webb (#855)

I've been working on a Beach Boys/Fleetwood Mac thingee about Rhonda and Rhiannon for ten minutes but I got nothin'. Anyone?

petejayhawk (#1,249)

Make that thingee a Blingee and I'm on board.

The "hidden Cosmo" has a fairly naughty/butt-y thing going for it. Perhaps Cosmo suppositories in the final movie in this wonderful series when ladies can no longer coug it: Sex and the City 7: Saber Tooth Tigers

saythatscool (#101)

Just so long as they stay away from the mudslides. Cool don't play that fecophilia game.

Only 3x as annoying as all of the fucking FB posts about Lost yesterday.

I can't believe anyone would pay $70 to see this.

https://www.arclightcinemas.com/static/PromotionsEvents.html

MollyculeTheory (#4,519)

But you get unlimited brie chee and apple crustinis!

David (#192)

my BF

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