Dust off your old "crisis/opportunity" cliche for this important bulletin from Japan, where the recent bankruptcy filing by Japan Airlines has lead to a new hope by everyday Japanese that black market supplies of stewardess uniforms-that nation's most coveted possession after USB breast warmers-will see an increase as stewardesses take voluntary retirement. Good luck, crazy country I will never understand!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
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Also you can buy schoolgirls' used underwear out of vending machines. So, yes to your last sentence, in other words.
actually i supply the underwear for this scam. i'm an obese, flatulent leper so i just have to slide a new pair of panties in one of my creases for a few minutes and, voila, used schoolgirl undies!
The underwear vending machines are right next to the tentacle vending machines. They're a lot cheaper, but also a lot less pleasant for everyone involved. Especially the tentacles.
Leave it to Japan to destroy the market value of used underwear.
There will be a rash of Airline-themed teahouses as a result. With pettable cats. Moshi-Moshi!
Shouldn't this site have a nickname for Japan, like Knifecrime Island for Britain and Prison Island for Australia? Maybe something like Fetish Island, Robot Island, Tentacle Island? Anyone got anything better?
Robotkonomiyaki Island.
Sexcrime Island, obviously.
Cosplay Island
Lolicon Island
Names not selected for this purpose can still be used as reality show ideas, right?