Web TV Awards Show Too Anarchic, Crude for Web TV Producers
There is SOME SERIOUS OUTRAGE floating around today in the wake of The Streamys, the annual awards show for like web-based TV that happened on Sunday night. Apparently everyone was VERY CRUDE? I can't actually figure out what happened, because everyone who's talking about it is "inside" that "circle" and so doesn't feel a need to "describe" what actually happened? I do know that the bar closed 45 minutes in! The bar closed! And it was hard to get in? And someone with a blog called iJustine's Cool Blog, well, she was forced to apologize for… the fact that this all happened? ("There was so much unnecessary vulgarity and sexual references," she reports! Unlike the Internet?) The honcho of The International Academy of Web Television also apologized! I demand he resign! Whoever he is. He has upset Felicia Day, the Best Female Actress in a Drama Web Series!
Look, the fact is that in order to even come close to the Real Internet's Signal-To-Fuckin' ratio, they'd have to have imported a eastern bloc nation's worth of rent boys. Let's just be happy there were no gaping assholes.
That justine person went to an awards show in a bus with a stripper pole in it, and complains that the show was vulgar? Huh? Besides, vulgar beats tasteless any day.
I know, right?!? From the sounds of it the Streamys were just a video version of that photo.
Of course there's serious outrage: THE DVD PLAYER FROZE. IT FROZE.
"Now the technical difficulties would have been fine but two dudes who couldn't bare the awkwardness, decided to make it even MORE awkward and run up on stage completely naked. No, that wasn't planned."
OMG I think that pun was accidental!!! iJustine!!!
Vulgarity on the Internet! I'm clutching my pearls and reaching for my smelling salts as we speak!