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When a Juggalo mates with a furry, the resulting offspring is apparently referred to as a "Juggafur." I would have chosen "Furgalo" myself-it sounds more elegant, like an expensive pair of shoes made by a renowned craftsman in a remote village in the foothills of Tuscany-but I guess classy might not be the aspiration here. [Via]
i will never unknow this :(
I will never unknow this :)
"Fug" being too obvious, of course.
I was just about to say…
fug boots?
"Juggalope" sounds more like a sex act than the target of a sex act, but ok. This is why I'm not doing a thesis on juggataxonomy.
(Sorry Carolus Linnaeus!)
Carolus Linnaeus!
If I could heart you, I would. But they don't allow those sorts of things here.
I just met a little boy named Linnaeus. I asked his mother, "Like the taxonomy guy?" and she just blinked at me. It was sad.
Oh, that is sad. Maybe she was a big fan of Linus, but wanted to classy it up a bit.
I'm pretty glad that when I saw the tweet ("Today in Inter-Species Mixing") before I even clicked on it I thought "This is going to be about juggafurs and it's going to be Choire and it's going to have an image of ICP and the alt tags are going to say "LOL", "WUT", and "BETTER THAN PANDACAM".
I mean, one out of four ain't all that bad for a day at the ballpark.
-closing tab-
Who among us can honestly say we don't bring gifts of tentacle porn to the Juggafurs of our affection?
Ha!
Dispatcher 1: Lancaster 911, what's your emergency?
Caller: I am… oh my God! I need to (shriek). I need to report a…
Dispatcher 1: Can you tell me your emergency ma'am?
Caller: I wish to God I could, but I… ugh, disgusting!
Dispatcher 1: Are you injured ma'am?
Caller: The music alone should be illegal, fer chrissakes!
Dispatcher 1: Ma'am is this a police or medical emergency?
Caller: Both! It's both! He's… this… this horrible clown… he's molesting… hold on (away from phone: Arthur! Arthur! Come here. Look, who the hell is that? Goofy? Is he the one with Walter Disney? Oh fer God's sake. Droopy? Who the hell is Droopy?) It's Pluto. (away from phone: Because I know!) It's Pluto. There's a clown molesting a dog.
Dispatcher 1: Say again, ma'am?
Caller: Who does this? Who does this to a cartoon dog?
Dispatcher 1: What's your address ma'am?
Caller: Right next door to the Ring-a-Ling Brother Stuffed Animal Clown Sex Show, apparently. Gah! Filthy.
en fuego.
I really feel sadface for all of the would-be Juggafurs who lived and passed away before the advent of this caste, and never got to realize their true destiny.
Please don't tell me I wasn't the only one that held out a little bit of hope that I was going to find a picture of Vanilla Ice as a lion clown.