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"Despite the cloud of volcanic ash, the pope was able to travel." Alright, Pope! Is there anything he can't do? Oh, yeah, comfort the victims of priestly abuse to their satisfaction, which is what he flew to Malta in an attempt to do.
"Lawrence Grech, 37, one of the men who met with Benedict on Sunday, said he found the meeting redemptive."
Benedict was only able to travel because it was white smoke.
I thought he moved like the Smoke Monster on Lost?
No, he's Smokey, and the vast anti-Catholic conspiracy is the Bandit.
The Vatican should require all priests to replace their actual genitalia with ab-dong. Problem solved.
This just makes it easier to "accidentally" flash your dongbelly around during church.
"He (Benedict) also praised Malta for keeping divorce and abortion illegal."
Sounds like a great place!
In this context, does "comfort" mean "sexually abuse"?
Able was I ere I met a priest in Malta.
I bet he's going to have to go back as soon as the Maltese see the Father Swimcoach Scoutmaster sketch from this week's SNL.