"Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro closure and 'special markings' on the lower rear portion... even the most hardened burgler [sic!] or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them." Oh yes, there's a photo. [Via]
Please. I've had dirty underwear on my front porch for years.
Jock snitch.
No shit?
"Color: white (and brown)."
Does not take into account burglars who may break into peoples' homes look specifically for items such as these for resale on Craigslist.
Made in the USA!!!
With a little help from Mexico, the night before.
Do they come in black with white stains on the front?
Livens up luggage search at the airport!
How ever in the world did anyone run across this? A question ranking along with who ever was the first person to eat oysters.
Notice they only come in MEN'S style. Can the secret safe PeriodPanties be far behind?
I've definitely hidden things from ex-boyfriends in boxes of tampons.
My friend growing up used to smuggle weed through airports in tampons.
Probably too late to get an answer but really: what would you hide from your exes that you could fit into tampon boxes? Wads of cash? Family jewels? Your stash? Kitties?
the bottom drawer?
also, guys, do your shorts really look like this? really?