Wednesday, April 28th, 2010
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Staff Lunch Talk: What Makes a Good Porn Parody?

NOT LARRY DAVIDMaura: So…
Maura: I don't really know a lot about the topic, but are there more pornographic films that are "parodies" of other films now than before? Or do we just know about them more because of the internet etc?
Choire: Over to you, Alex.
Maura: Well the "Curb your Enthusiasm" porno trailer just hit, is why I ask. And the other day I saw a (very faithful! and seemingly high-budget!) trailer for the "Big Lebowski" porno?
Alex: Oh man. What is it called?
Maura: "This Ain't Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX"
Choire: Hustler's "This Ain't" line is pretty uninteresting to me? They just do one after the other and HONESTLY? Could they TRY A LITTLE?
Maura: They seem to be flooding the zone.
Alex: I think this is actually probably a good marketing strategy in an age where there's so much free porn available? Like, they know it'll go "viral."
Maura: Right.
Alex: And that some people will buy just for the joke value, etc.
Choire: Yup.
Alex: But also, does that title indicate that the movie is NOT xxx?
Alex: Or that it's not Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX?
Choire: Right? ENGLISH.
Choire: Also you know, most guys in straight porn are about as hot as Larry David.
Maura: They uglied up the Larry David guy.
Maura: They gave him yoda hair?
Alex: "Sorry, Jack Hammer. You are too attractive to convincingly portray Larry. We're going to need to mess with you a little."
Maura: The Lebowski one is a little interesting if only because of the porno within that particular film. Also, like I said, decent production values
Choire: Hustler really lost me at "Twilight of Virginity."
Choire: Although they got me back at "John and Kate Fuck 8."
Maura: Ew.
Alex: I wonder what they're going to do for "Babies."
Maura: Or "Buried."
Alex: Probably "Ass Babies."
Alex: Or they could just go with "This Ain't Babies XXX." Then it could be about anything!

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NicFit (#616)

"This Ain't Precious based on the Novel Push by Sapphire"

petejayhawk (#1,249)

"Fresh-Ass based on the novel 'Tush' by Ass-Fire"

*via 30Rock

TroutSavant (#1,990)

The Peurile Juror

roboloki (#1,724)

xxx-men: orgasms

Can't stop laughing

This Ain't Hung XXX, This Ain't Real Sex XXX (truth), and my personal favorite This Ain't On the Record with Bob Costas XXX

"This Ain't The Unbearable Lightness Of Being XXX"

That movie is already fairly erotic XXX

punkthis (#243)

"This Ain't Last Year at Marienbad XXX"

NinetyNine (#98)

What, no Human Centipede joke?

Here you go:

This Ain't the Human Centipede XXX
A man and two women – surgically joined mouth-to-genitals by and evil scientist – cry, stumble around and constantly orgasm while the scientist looks on, cackling and furiously masturbating. $12.00 | Length: 01:20:00 | Play Video

BadUncle (#153)

A Lebowski sex film had better have an awful lot of toe sex.

I am proud to say (I am not proud to say) that Skinemax has introduced me to both Kinky Kong AND Lord of the G-Strings. Also Bonerfield.

Why, no. I don't get out much.

BoHan (#29)

"I Know Who You Blew Last Summer," one of the pinnacles of this genre.

bassknives (#2,903)

The Infinite Fuckfest

kneetoe (#1,881)

"Making Babies" (for couples, of course).

garge (#736)

Way to make a perfectly innocent comment thread vulgar, kneetoe.

Schindler's Fist. Game Over.

NinetyNine (#98)

Schlinder's Jizz.

HiredGoons (#603)

Sophie's Choice of Positions.

garge (#736)

Schindler's Fist it obvs FTW, but I want it sold in a box set with Schindler's Clit. And maybe This Ain't The Pianist.

Ugly Betty Lets Down Her Hair, Takes Off Her Glasses and Gets Gang-banged [I'm very sorry]

Keith Talent (#3,874)

I am completely fucking shocked that the actors managed to do the parody so well. Funkhauser is fucking brilliant.

Oscar-nom double feature:

"Up In The Ass" followed by "Avitart"

Jeff Barea (#4,298)

It'll be beaten out by the political thriller "Yes we cane"

"The A(tm) Team" was action packed.

HiredGoons (#603)

"The Fast and the Furious."

Legs Battaglia (#2,484)

I work with a man who is actually named Jack Hammer!

bambo (#2,947)

Project, damnit!

DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Star Whores: A New Grope

8rectangles (#1,359)

Citizen Came

badthings (#1,903)

Are these real? I was always fond of Shaving Ryan's Privates.

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