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Monday, April 12, 2010

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Sex and Golf and Advertising: Have You Learned Anything?

TIGERTiger Woods has always seemed peculiarly uninteresting to me. I became aware of the phenomenon of his dullness early in his career. I was out for breakfast on a Sunday, reading the sports page, which mentioned that a kid named Tiger was doing well at the Masters, and the server commented "How about that Tiger Woods?" I was literally at a loss for words. He is very good at golf, but his excellence has always been clinical-easy not to watch.

His recent troubles seemed painful on a domestic level, but hardly worthy of the attention they commanded. I am even tired of people saying they are tired of Tiger Woods.

I've also never had much interest in Nike as a brand. I avoid buying their shoes because of their association with sweatshop labor, but buy other shoes produced, no doubt, under similar circumstances. It's the lazy hypocritical morality of someone (me) who avoids shopping at Wal-Mart, and goes to Target instead.

But this commercial. Tiger's return to golf, and the simultaneous debut of this commercial, seems to put a period to this crisis for Tiger. As Tiger's dead father asks, "have you learned anything"? Maybe so, but it's nothing nice. There are (at least) three levels that the ad works on: literal, pop cultural, and personal.

Literally, it works as a sort of pillory by video. To agree to appear in an advertisement like this is an act of contrition, an act of contrition for the benefit of Tiger's biggest and sole remaining sponsor. As it happens, this week I am getting ready to teach Lauren Berlant's essay, "The Queen of America Goes to Washington City," which treats the Anita Hill/Clarence Thomas case, among other things. Berlant does not quote the phrase, but Thomas referred to the proceedings as "a high-tech lynching." Coming from Thomas, the phrase seemed unfortunate on several levels, given the gap between investigating allegations of sexual harassment against a Supreme Court nominee, and the routine murder and sexual mutilation of Black men for the crime of looking at white women. It's not a lynching, but the Nike commercial does recall the custom of ritual humiliation for sexual misconduct that was popular among our Puritan forebears.

This act of contrition raises the question of what, exactly, Tiger owes Nike for their loyalty. He lost his other sponsors when he was caught in behavior remarkably similar to that which gained endorsement opportunities for Joe Namath. It does not seem to be a question of changing mores – much more recently, Tom Brady and Matthew Leinart have been caught in extramarital sexual relations with little damage to their public image. Tiger's philandering, instead, was pathologized as "sex addiction." I am not sure why. His race is a necessary part of the explanation, but I am not confident that it is sufficient.

In a broader popular cultural arena, it's hard to imagine an advertisement that will do more to perpetuate Tiger's humiliation through endless parody. It is Nike's gift to the meme economy. Between when I write this and whenever someone reads this, the number of parodies will have exploded further, so I won't bother quantifying. The static image and the off-camera voice puts a parody within the reach of anyone who owns a computer. The people who do Nike's commercials are well aware of the media landscape the ad inhabits, and it's impossible to imagine that they are not counting on these parodies to proliferate their message.

These first two contexts occurred to me only after the advertisement resonated for me on a painful personal level. As we all know, the advertisement features Tiger standing motionless, listening to the recorded voice of his dead father. I lost my father suddenly on a Thursday in the fall of 2006. As it happened I discovered after he died that I had a saved voice message from my father from the previous Sunday. He was calling about a Patriots win over the Bengals, how to use Picassa to save pictures from a trip, and to tell me that he loved me. I remember the message well, because I had to listen to it to re-save it every 21 days. That ritual was one of the hardest parts of learning to live without my father. As I observed to my spouse, carrying my phone around with me was like carrying a gun where if I pulled the trigger, it made me sad. After about 18 months, I accidentally pushed seven instead of nine, and the message was gone. I was very upset at the time, but ultimately relieved, I think. The recorded voice of a dead parent is just about as close as you can get to a universal abject. It was bad enough for me, and the privacy of my voicemail, in a benign context. I can't begin to imagine what it would be like for Tiger to have his dead father's words reappropriated to scold him before a teeming television audience, and to humiliate him ad nauseam via YouTube.

To judge from the reaction of his wife, Tiger did cause real pain to his family. But the aggrieved party is his wife. Nike chose to reward Tiger for his skill at hitting a little white ball with a stick. The public/private morality question that come up for politicians do not apply here. It's not clear to me why Nike was inclined to insist on humiliating Tiger in a way that must be deeply painful for him on a personal level.

Reading Berlant's article on race and sexuality in the 19th and 20th centuries did raise one disturbing possibility. The advertisement infantilizes Tiger, putting him in the position of the returning prodigal being chastened by his (dead) father. The person we see before us is not a man, but a boy. In making Tiger a boy, Nike mobilizes a rhetoric that has been used for centuries to disempower Black men in America. Even if its targets are white women marginal because of their professions, the threat of unrestrained Black male sexuality makes the white Nike-buying American public uneasy. In making Tiger its boy, Nike desexualizes Tiger in the hopes that he may once again be boring enough to help them sell golf equipment. That's what I learned this weekend.



Jonathan Beecher Field is an assistant professor of literature at Clemson University, and the author of Errands into The Metropolis. He also contributes to The Gurgling Cod.

14 Comments / Post A Comment

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

As a marketing move, totally A+ ballsy. They've gotten so much press from it, and they knew they would, and it probably cost about ten dollars to make. Maybe just a KFC Double Down to your sound editor and bus fare for your camera dude (who is an intern.)

KarenUhOh
KarenUhOh (#19)

What makes you think that Tiger Woods, in making this ad, was ceding control of anything?

resipsaloquacious

I am not so sure about Nike being his "sole remaining sponsor." If you watched his post-round interview yesterday, you would have to be blind not to notice that he was wearing a watch the size of a mini-pizza, and that he kept on scratching his face with his left hand so the watch would be highlighted.

Jim Demintia
Jim Demintia (#1,815)

There was an interesting New Yorker article about Tiger that argued that scandals are very damaging to celebrity athletes only when they conflict with their brand image. So Joe Namath always seemed like a kind of a ho bag, and therefore no one was bothered when it turned out to be true. But Tiger was basically marketed to a bunch of middle-aged businessmen as an exemplum of self-control and focus, so when his personal life was revealed as a mess, it didn't fit with the brand image.

Hence the "addiction" stuff was particularly damaging, not only because of the implicit racial politics, but also because it seemed to distill the failure of self-control, and made it harder for all these businessmen to want to identify with him. Anyway, it remains to be seen whether they'll find this commercial and the whole episode to be enough like their own mid-life crises to start buying all his merchandise again.

MisterHippity

I've never given two shits about who Tiger fucked in the first place. It's his own private life.

That being said, though, this commercial ... to me, it's like Woods and Nike are using all this fucking of porn stars and hookers to sell sneakers to kids - and digging up his father's corpse and making it sit in on all the whore-fucking, sneaker-selling action.

It amounts to profiteering through the exploitation of both Woods' dead father and his own family's pain.

So, uh ... no. I guess I didn't like the commercial.

SpyMagician
SpyMagician (#2,024)

Pre-Affair: Tiger Woods existed but meant nothing to me.
Post-Affair: Okay, he's a cock. Whatever.
Post-Affair Press Appearances: What a narcissistic @%$!% a-hole.
Post-"Dead Dad" Commercial: So this asshat claims he had no time to celebrate his son's first birthday but had enough time to work with Nike to dredge up the corpse of his father to protect his wandering dick? Fuck this guy. He's taken a-hole to a new level!

Tim Entwisle
Tim Entwisle (#4,386)

I read your article with great interest as I have not seen the advertisement. It is a thought-provoking series of observations. I found your little story about your father on the answering machine very poignant.

I have little interest in golf, nor in Tiger Woods, but I did have respect for him as an exceptionally gifted sportsman who has achieved above all before him. I now think, sadly, that Tiger using his father's memory to sell Nike shoes is a terrible debasement of Tiger's relationship to his family.

His relationship with money perhaps is more of a concern than his relationship with his family.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

I remember reading a Tiger Woods interview in which he was asked why he was undertaking some investment that could pay off in the hundreds of millions of dollars, beyond his golf winnings and endorsement deals.

He said something like, "I have make sure I provide for my family," as if millions of people don't manage to provide for their families on much less than $100 million. Confronted with this ad, I think I have to agree with you, Tim. The cash is more important.

Niko Bellic
Niko Bellic (#1,312)

The guy plays golf. What more proof do you need that he is insufferable sweater-wearing white-ass dorky hypocrite (the color of his skin notwithstanding)?

kpants
kpants (#719)

Nike's campaign seems crass.

Given Earl Woods' own predilection for infidelity, the whole thrust of the ad feels disingenuous and plagued by hypocrisy. (Nike's attempting to sell their brand by cleaning up the reputations and behaviors of both Woods pere and Woods fille, I guess?) The message of this ad seems to be "buy our crap because our spokesperson is willing to be commercially shamed, not just personally ashamed." As with any sexy scandal, we're being manipulated to accept the performance of shame, rather than simply wait for the amends-making behavior that can result from being ashamed.

And none of this nonsense has anything to do with the physical quality of the crap Nike's still trying to sell under the Tiger Woods brand. Which makes the ad pointless in addition to being crass.

bb
bb (#295)

that would be Woods fils, mon ami. But yeah. Nothing about the whole scandal turned my stomach like that ad.

kpants
kpants (#719)

GAH! Fils, yes. Sigh. This is why I should be reading the internet during work hours instead of waiting 'til off time.

Art Yucko
Art Yucko (#1,321)

Ultimately, to the ADD American Consciousness, none of this would have mattered a whit if he had won on Sunday. Except he didn't win, and we were previously treated to this ridiculous, ghoulish, completely disingenuous commercial spot (@Tim Entwhistle: you're totally right. Cash flow is of greater concern to this Talented SportsBot than his own family.) ...and here we are, many of us who otherwise wouldn't have given a shit- still talking about it.

dailyny
dailyny (#3,326)

Very nice thesis. Tiger did some work toward infantilizing himself somewhere between the clubs in Vegas and Miami, but that only served to change his image from a hopelessly boring boy to a reckless brat. The fact that all of this has become a big part of Nike's marketing branch for the near future is so undesirable.

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