Thursday, April 15th, 2010
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I don't know about you, but I am pretty firmly of the notion a chicken restaurant should probably not be branding itself as "pink," no matter how worthy the reasoning behind said color scheme. Then again, we are talking about the chicken restaurant that is always willing to go there when it comes to being gross, so.

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saythatscool (#101)

I think they're just poulet your leg.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

There's a nugget of truth in that.

Bittersweet (#765)

All this pun crap is beakcoming tiresome.

Art Yucko (#1,321)

The all new KFC Pink Chicken Crappaccio. In mayonnaise-flavored aspic.

also: WE NOW NO LONGER HAVE NEED OF BUNS. LET THE POORS HAVE THEM. -PATS GREASY, FLOURY SELF ON BACK-

irishbreakfast (#4,123)

1) are all of your posts going to breast-related?

2) I thought the Colonel was dead. How can he "don a new pink suit for special appearances"? What "special appearances": rising from the dead? If I saw the zombie Colonel wearing a pink suit I'm pretty sure fashion (or chicken) would be the last thing on my mind. Although, it would make a good XBox game….

thankfully i avoided posting about scott stapp's cleavage

Matt (#26)

I was just gonna say, that Creed post could've used some more Stapp-boobage.

spanish bombs (#562)

I don't know about you, but I think that a chicken restaurant should DEFINITELY associate itself with breasts. This is such good marketing that you made a post on it.

Crantastical (#4,127)

Isn't it possible that KFC food actually CAUSES cancer? That's not a link they should be spotlighting.

irishbreakfast (#4,123)

Oh dear. I you scroll down on the link you'll find that KFC is donating all "unneeded" DoubleDowns to food banks. Yo, Choi! What's an 'unneeded" DoubleDown going to taste like 16 hours after it was made?

Flashman (#418)

Was the DoubleDown ever 'needed'?!
WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?

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