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Mt. Everest Getting De-Corpsed
Finally, folks are heading up the mountain to clean up Mt. Everest, which is littered with trash… much of it in the form of handily-frozen dead bodies. You would think they would just slide down but things are never as simple as they are in the CGI cartoons; they are actually going to carry them down. No word on whether Sandy Hill Pittman was financing the clean-up effort. (Too soon?)
How embarrassing for the poor cadavers. Their North Face parkas will be totally dated.
Not to mention the unsightly sun and freezer burn.
@res: That's gonna make for some piss poor bbq, come the summer months.
Apparently, things keep better in the Andes.
Man, I'm taking their gear to eBay ASAP.
L@@K!!!SNOW PARKA NORTH FACE, HIPSTER RETRO IRONIC!!!
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Homer rode a corpse down the Murderhorn…maybe they could try that.
I think Chris O'Donnell said it best in "Vertical Limit", to paraphrase:
'It's not just snow… We need special tools.'
/yes, I know, it was K2 not Everest.
Chris O'Donnell is a special tool.
They are the future's Unfrozen Cavemen Lawyers!
I was thinking someday we might need the DNA from those frozen bodies after some GMO accident turns us all into females. Oh well…
Isn't it also East River Floater season?
Shit! And my harpoon gun is still in the shop!
Also, lots of excrement.
http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/enviornment/everest-turning-into-worlds-highest-cesspool_10044271.html