In a just-released study from the University of Bonn, a nasal spray containing the neurotransmitter oxytocin made 24 "healthy males" confronted with photos of children crying and hugging cats reach "significantly higher emotional empathy levels" than their 24 placebo-snorting brethren. The study recommends the spray for use in treating schizophrenia and other diseases, but you just know that some sort of self-proclaimed dating expert is going to start marketing the stuff for her own capitalistic devices. Or at the very least a screenplay.
can we forcespray this into every nostril of every male member of congress? thx.
Time to crop dust AZ and OK with this stuff.
Ahahaha I did an honors research project on what I called a "date pill" for men, which involved dosing them with oxycontin to improve "bonding". Don't look at me like that, the other one was about cancer research.
Do go on.