Tuesday, April 6th, 2010
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Hellibores!

HA1The transition from March to April, as we all know, is most often associated with madness, daffodils, spring crocuses and the blazing yellow branches of forsythia now rising like a thousand sunbeams around the city. In Washington Heights, however, it is the hellebore that now takes the stage, with a more subdued and gothic charm.

Like dark chocolate and certain wines, the hellebore perhaps requires the acquisition of a ‘taste' for its less-than-ebullient flowers — which have a tendency to hang their heads, as if never completely removed from the pain of the world — and ungainly leaves, which, though generally evergreen, tend to turn brown at the edges after enduring a winter like the one just passed. (These leaves can be cut off to make way for the new growth every year.)

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The plant is fearless — there are many varieties hardy to at least Zone 4 — and is always the first to send up blossoms in the late-winter garden before ushering in the spring.

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The hellebore has a long history, dating back to at least the ancient Greeks, when it was used to poison Alexander the Great in the lost city of Babylon. But like many toxic substances, when administered in the proper doses, it offers more benign effects: today's disappointed college basketball fans should note that it was used to cure the daughters of King Midas "after they were touched by madness and found running naked through the streets screaming."

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I don't know where I read this — and I might have imagined it — but I'm pretty sure that hellebores, once established, can live for decades and possibly centuries (not that the plant presumably cares about such delineations of time).

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We have several patches of hellebores in our garden, all varieties of Helleborus x hybridus (winner of the 2005 Perennial Plant of the Year, BTW), including the ‘Mardi Gras Parade,' the ‘Ivory Prince,' and a black form, the exact name of which seems to have slipped through our less-than-perfect record-keeping system. (I fear we may have filed that piece of information with a tax return, so if anyone works at the IRS and sees it floating around, can you please send it back?)

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In my experience, hellebores do not require more than dappled sunlight and are therefore ideal companions to the ferns and hostas and other staples of the woodlands garden. They are also very drought-tolerant, which is good news if you live in area where water costs a fucking fortune (as it probably should, although we can save that topic for a panel discussion on ____).

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The hellebore can help to sustain our optimism (albeit in a muted and age-appropriate form) during the coming weeks, when the sun may be bright but the wind is still cold.



Matthew Gallaway is a writer who lives in Washington Heights. His first novel, 'The Metropolis Case,' will be published by Crown.

16 Comments / Post A Comment

Bittersweet (#765)

Beautiful…and the flowers are pretty impressive, too.

4 is the cruelest zone. <3

Art Yucko (#1,321)

My neighbors have a hardy patch of these in their backyard on a slope, and swear by them for the shady spots where more hosta would be overkill. (It's easy to go overboard on the Hostas when you have lots of trees on your property.)

MatthewGallaway (#1,239)

Totally agree! I think hostas versus ferns is like The Who versus The Stones debate of the woodlands garden crowd. (Hellebores = The Kinks)

Art Yucko (#1,321)

If ferns grew that well in Zone 5/6, I'd want our backyard to look like the Ewok forests of Endor!…but they just don't. Too many deep-freeze winters and scalding dry summers. Hostas are king around here. (the same neighbs probably have about 30 varieties -at least!- on their property.)
(Totes Kinks fan!)

Dave Bry (#422)

And strangely, it was the Stones, the ferns, who produced "Flowers." (Maybe that album should have been called "Spores?")

More rock-group-to-botanicals analogies please. In fact, I'd love a full comparison chart between the rock-n-roll hall of fame and the Oxford Concise Dictionary of Botany.

As always, this piece was great!

suitep (#120)

I have a soft spot for flowers who have a tendency to hang their heads. Gorgeous photos, too.

BadUncle (#153)

Oh you fancy people in Washington Heights with your fancy hellebores. All we get in Brooklyn are the muted, dull purple kind that seem to molder rather than bloom. Really, when i see them, I just want to grab that random lipstick-stained glass of whiskey left on the bar, throw it back (even with the cigarette butt floating listlessly on its bleak surface), then curl into a ball of despair and roll myself onto the BQE like a Dunkin Donuts Despondency Flavored Hole. So sad. So very, very sad.

MatthewGallaway (#1,239)

That IS sad — I had no idea that Brooklyn was hellebore challenged. This could obv change a LOT of things!

ProfessorBen (#1,254)

Hella not boring, Matthew!

Pandemic Endemic (#3,825)

Didn't you mean to say, "helli not boring?"

cherrispryte (#444)

Um, can I ask a gardening question? And by gardening, I mean I want to put together an indoor windowbox for a north-facing window in DC. I've got two Phal orchids and some basil growing pretty well there, but I want to add more flowers. Any suggestions?

MatthewGallaway (#1,239)

If your orchids are flowering, I would say get more orchids. Phals are for beginners, after all (LOL and confession: my partner Stephen does all the orchids in our apt) but I do know that there are some lower-light varieties that are worth a shot? (I would mail-order one or two and try them out.)

cherrispryte (#444)

The orchid that I bought recently is flowering and sprouting new buds, but despite my best internet research-fueled attempts, I can't get the other one to spike since I moved to my new place – so I may still count as a beginner. :)

badthings (#1,903)

H. x hybridus 'Black Knight' might be your black cv. I killed one of those a few years ago.

MatthewGallaway (#1,239)

Thanks, badthings — seems plausible!

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