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Imprisoned Marine Mammal Forced To Amuse Spectators By Demonstrating Brush Technique
Big deal. Here in America, our whales KILL.







He's not painting, he's writing "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE" in whale.
I think in another one I made out "Kill me" – but I only took 3 years of whale in college
Yes, my humpback is much better (not that you asked about it).
I mastered in humpback. okay… we really must stop now
And yet that whale is really fucking cute. For a whale.
I only find whales attractive.
A narwhale could interpret this better. Narwhale is to Beluga as Portugese is to Spanish etc.