Giant Shiny Object Fails To Distract Conspiracy Theorists From Their Normal Ramblings
The clip above depicts various camera angles of an unidentified "fiery ball of light" that made its way across the Midwest last night shortly after 10 p.m. local time. The consensus is that the object was merely a meteor getting a little too close to the Earth for comfort, but that didn't stop every crank with an Internet connection from projecting their issues onto its blinding surface Thankfully, there is at least one person out there who still can keep their heads in times of crisis! This guy smartly chose to see past the conspiracy theorizers and offended rapture-believers: "I wish I was somewhere where it landed saw on tv that even a small piece of a meteorite is worth bucks." Eyes on the prize! Just think of the next time something from space almost hits the earth as a make-money-fast opportunity!
hand burnt 2a stump, takin ths chunka sh++ 2 cash4meteoritez dot com so i kan buy plastic hand lol
HAHAHAHAAHA
"worth bucks" made me LOL. Hi Maura!
According to this celestial rule, Heaven, would bless the authority of a just and wise ruler, but Heaven would be displeased with an unjust or just plain inept ruler and withdraw its Mandate and give it to someone else. Heaven revealed the time for change via an exemplary or tangible sign from mother nature, a flood, earthquake, comet or famine.
Hands off my healthcare motherfucker.
the lead in to the story on my wee northern california news broadcast…'giant fireball frightens midwesterners'. god knows the scientific name would have been too much.
Well, ya know, Obama signed that there treaty with the durn Ruskies, so I'm purty shore that this is a test missile attack and such as.
Not even a suicide cult?
Ha ha ha. way to identify yourself as old. I look forward to the day when I an win a Jeopardy/TPursuit ? on this forgotten factoid.
Kids these days.
Who? What? I can't understand you Olds.
@Abe: He's not old . . . um . . . he just . . . um . . . READS A LOT. YES, THAT MUST BE IT. HE READS A. LOT.
@kneetoe: ON HIS iQuilt!
Ah don't worry. It's a last millenium reference.
First the radio waves. Now the huge flash of light. Thank god they landed in the Midwest, took a look around, and then went back to from where they came (as Dylan says it).
What? Like you've never gotten beer farts having Mexican food with visiting family before