"In October 1909, Dr. Alexander Lambert boldly announced to a New York Times reporter that he had found a surefire cure for alcoholism and drug addiction. Even more astounding, he stated that the treatment required 'less than five days.' The therapy consisted of an odd mixture of belladonna (deadly nightshade), along with the fluid extracts of xanthoxylum (prickly ash) and hyoscyamus (henbane).... The Towns Hospital attracted only the wealthiest alcoholics and addicts... The cost upon admission was steep: up to $350 (roughly $5,610 today) for a four- to five-day stay."

I also enjoyed the other article in the Science Times recommending that autistic kids wear safety glasses while playing on swings...as if they didn't have enough problems already.
Until American Apparel starts selling safety glasses and autistic kids on swings becomes style superstars.
*become
I prefer to use Belladonna to cure what ails me.
Pornographic reference day at The Awl?
Get 'em hooked on morphine and they'll forget all about that alcohol shit.
Hmm, deadly nightshade kinda' sounds better than the hangover I've got going on right now. Stupid underwear night!
Um, hello, ibogaine?
Haven't you guys ever seen the silent documentary film series Persons of Note Libation Therapy Cure?