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The American Girl Cafe — where fans of the backstory-laden American Girl dolls can pay for the privilege of enjoying teatime (and actual food) with their poseable playmates– has reopened today after an outbreak of norovirus, the nasty stomach virus that can cause various types of digestive unpleasantness. The culprit is unknown at this point, but I like the idea of this being some grand prank played by the folks behind Garbage Pail Kids. ("Viral" marketing, right?)
Barbie's Revenge.
Next week, Barbie is going to drunkenly plow her pink 1986 Corvette convertable through the front windows.
I wonder if she is also responsible for the closing of the Harvard Faculty Club?
No, that was Midge. She's been on a one-plastic-doll campaign of destruction ever since she didn't get into Radcliffe in 1967.
Surely there are some little whippersnappers running around looking to play doctor?
*(I am a terrible, terrible person)