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Agency Of Toothless Incompetents Watched Country, Porn Stars Get Screwed Simultaneously
"As the country was sinking into its worst financial crisis in more than 70 years, Security and Exchange Commission employees and contractors cruised porn sites and viewed sexually explicit pictures using government computers, according to an agency report obtained by CNN." I'm not sure what everyone is so upset about here: These were bored office workers! What else were they supposed to do? Regulate? Investigate obvious cases of fraud and other financial chicanery? These guys already had one arm tied behind their back; I applaud them for at least using the other one to jerk off with.
What I'm curious about is how they're defining porn. Cuz that pedal pusher thing almost got me into trouble.
Both Gawker and Wonkette published a list of the sites about a month ago. And while Gawker had the more complete list of sites, Wonkette clipped a thing via Dealbreaker that alleges one guy made 365 attempts to bypass the firewall to access one site on a single day.
Correction: I'm sorry, the Dealbreaker link says that he tried to access ladyboyjuice.com 385 times on that particular day.
Probably work related.
Just one more example of the American people getting F%#@ED.
The Securities and Exchange Commission today charged Evil Angel Video and one of its directors, Fabrice Tourette, for defrauding viewers by misstating and omitting key facts about a dvd adult entertainment production tied to subprime MILFs. The SEC alleges that Evil Angel structured and marketed a synthetic big boob MILFs video, Mom's Making Me Nut, that hinged on the performance of subprime MILFs. Evil Angel failed to disclose to investors vital information about the dvd, in particular the role played by Busty Benjamin where she portrayed a secretary whose car has broken down in a shopping mall in Van Nuys, CA.
"The product was new and complex but the deception and conflicts are old and simple," said Robert Khuzami, Director of the Division of Enforcement. "Evil Angel wrongly permitted a model that was not a MILF to play a MILF, while telling advertising that the MILF in question was, in fact, a MILF. I'm furious and unsatisfied."
Hee.
OK. I Just made everyone stare at me.
Fucking maniacal giggling.
goddammit! i knew i should've taken that gig with the sec oig.
I do not understand the appeal of porn at work. It's like sex in a public restroom. You can't kill the mood BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY DEAD.
your standards…lower them.
Porn at work strikes is like porn on an airplane. I hope I am never that desperate!
"A regional office staff accountant tried to access pornographic websites nearly 1,800 times, using her SEC laptop during a two-week period. She also had about 600 pornographic images saved on her laptop hard drive."
Equal opportunity.