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Monday, March 8, 2010

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Your Wide-ass Face Is Going To Tell

Don't believe a dude with a wide face, says Science. "Here's how the researchers figure the link between facial width and trustworthiness might work: During male adolescence, a surge in testosterone prompts bone growth not only in the spine and limbs, but also in the face. Therefore, a wide face may be a sign of an overall bigger man, one who can get away with being more aggressive and less cooperative. Slighter men might act in a more civilized, and trustworthy, way – out of necessity."

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xarissa
xarissa (#3,317)

This post should be illustrated with a photo of Chuck Bass.

DorothyMantooth

What is it with the Ed Westwick hate today? Dude's purty!

xarissa
xarissa (#3,317)

I don't think it's a bad thing! Westwick's face is both beautiful AND wide!

My Number Is My Address

Bad news for the brachycephalic. Or the doliocephalic? Or is that good news? Science! So many facts, so few answers!

kneetoe
kneetoe (#1,881)

To say nothing of a wide stance.

Mar
Mar (#2,357)

That's why I prefer my men to be delicately Byronic.

Larson E. Whipsnade

The idea is preposterous, but it reminds me of Churchill's opinion of John Foster Dulles: "I distrust his great slab of a face."

mcbeachy
mcbeachy (#548)

how wide equals wide?

olegonzo
olegonzo (#3,922)

Why can't we just stay with not trusting the blacks?

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