"Lyudmila M. Alexeyeva, a prominent Russian human-rights activist who is 82 years old, was punched in the head on Wednesday night while she was visiting a memorial in a subway station that was bombed by terrorists on Monday.... 'Some young man came out who obviously had been waiting for me, and said, Are you still alive? And then he hit me on the head,' she said." Later tonight, Eric Cantor will be upstaging this.

Last night hooligans scattered litter which impeded my egress from the subway. We are all victims.
Related? Isn't it funny how nobody talks about how great the commute was last night with all the Jews gone to their prayer dinners?
My yoga class was so empty I hardly poked anyone with my warrior 2.
Are you kidding? The streets were EMPTY. It was like a party! A party with boring conversation.