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Victoria's Secret Is That Her Panties Are Full Of Fecal Material
What's on your frilly undergarments? Quite possibly DOODY. Somebody else's DOODY. I'm hesitant to go back to the shocking undercover report genre so quickly, but this is something that the people MUST BE TOLD. Because, you know… DOODY.
Ew.
Who are you, Cintra Wilson?
This investigative reporter loves saying "used panties," "thongs" and "bikinis." Lots of laughs. But yeah, oh my god, repulsive.
So Brown is the new PINK?
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Lesson learned. I'm never buying used panties on Ebay again. Instead, I'm buying them at Victoria's Secret.
So we should all go commando? I'm in.
Ha ha. My skivvies come in plastic bags!
You didn't want to do another undercover report, but you had to–it was your doody.
I do not appreciate this story.
The clean ones are two-for-one.
Who Wants Legionnaires'?
This is totally unsurprising. I mean, I just got a coupon in the mail for free pin worms with my next purchase at Victoria's Secret!
Foreign Grossness is the name of Lou Dobbs's new show.
There are some people who will pay MORE for this.
Japanese businessmen, mostly.
But they prefer to buy them right out of the vending machine.
Is entendre overload a viable illness?
HAHA. Immature.