It's the American dream: a 47-year-old man can, in Las Vegas, while wearing Birkenstock sandals to work, earn $150 an hour. There is some sex involved but really, how is this not appealing as a lifestyle choice?
Friday, March 12, 2010
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I just got laid off yesterday, so this is actually a hot lead. The question, will I be able to come up a stage name to compete with Rusty McMann. After all, these day's it's all about branding. Maybe Rusty Trumbono. It simultaneously highlights both my ethnic heritage and my sexual flexibility. But, is it too derivative?
"one of the most luxurious (well, expensive) casino/resorts on the Las Vegas strip."
This pretty much sums up my opinion of Las Vegas.
You can't buy taste.
I see that the ongoing devaluation of the term "luxury" continues apace.
Am thrilled to learn that polar bears will survive this dramatic climate change.
I was hoping there was a bear video to go along with this, but no luck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded
Great video!
Hmmmm, now my choices seem to be clear: law school, become a bear hooker or move to a small cabin in Montana to finally finish my manifesto. Decisions, decisions.
this is the FUNNIEST thing I've read on the internet this year. Fan-fucking-tastic.
I'm too young?
And too thin?
Ode to Motherfucking Joy!
And? Is that pic from the Sicha personal stash?
Like me, you leave out "too hairless." I FEEL YOUR PAIN
I have a hundred and fifty dollars and need to get laid real bad.