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Friday, March 12, 2010

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Vegas Bear Hooker Wears Birkenstocks

HAY BEAR!It's the American dream: a 47-year-old man can, in Las Vegas, while wearing Birkenstock sandals to work, earn $150 an hour. There is some sex involved but really, how is this not appealing as a lifestyle choice?

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Zack
Zack (#2,609)

I just got laid off yesterday, so this is actually a hot lead. The question, will I be able to come up a stage name to compete with Rusty McMann. After all, these day's it's all about branding. Maybe Rusty Trumbono. It simultaneously highlights both my ethnic heritage and my sexual flexibility. But, is it too derivative?

HiredGoons
HiredGoons (#603)

"one of the most luxurious (well, expensive) casino/resorts on the Las Vegas strip."

This pretty much sums up my opinion of Las Vegas.

You can't buy taste.

Gef the Talking Mongoose

I see that the ongoing devaluation of the term "luxury" continues apace.

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Am thrilled to learn that polar bears will survive this dramatic climate change.

Vulpes
Vulpes (#946)

I was hoping there was a bear video to go along with this, but no luck.

kitten_witawip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded

johnpseudonym
johnpseudonym (#1,452)

Great video!

cuiveen
cuiveen (#370)

Hmmmm, now my choices seem to be clear: law school, become a bear hooker or move to a small cabin in Montana to finally finish my manifesto. Decisions, decisions.

sigerson
sigerson (#179)

this is the FUNNIEST thing I've read on the internet this year. Fan-fucking-tastic.

rodtownsend
rodtownsend (#3,285)

I'm too young?
And too thin?

Ode to Motherfucking Joy!

And? Is that pic from the Sicha personal stash?

DoctorDisaster
DoctorDisaster (#1,970)

Like me, you leave out "too hairless." I FEEL YOUR PAIN

smapdi
smapdi (#1,306)

I have a hundred and fifty dollars and need to get laid real bad.

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