The Story That Made Me Turn Off the Computer for the Next 48 Hours

"A Southern California fortuneteller has been convicted on nine felony sex counts for convincing two teenage girls he could turnaround bleak futures if they had sex with him." Oh, but? "Defense lawyer Gregory Humphries insisted the girls were lying and says a cold interrogation room led to Duran's videotaped confession." Or! "He also argued that the girls' inability to be specific about times and dates of the incidents shows they were making up the allegations." Oof, that'll go down in the history of bad courtroom arguments.